pineapple cunt

A large swollen vagina that creams yellow liquid

Tyler: she had a fat ass pineapple cunt

by Piglet8787 June 27, 2016

Catching Pineapples

Opposite of 'low hanging fruit' in management speak, intentionally dealing with the difficult/awkward stuff first

I've been busy catching pineapples all day Jon!

by Jonny Pineapple catcher October 27, 2019

Pineapple Bendover

It's when one partner bends over and places a pineapple ring over their butthole then the other partner licks inside the butthole through the pineapple.

Jenn: How was the night alone with the hubbie?
Carly: He wanted to try something new. So we did the Pineapple Bendover.
Jenn: Gross! TMI girl.

by Darkly_Disturbing October 6, 2021

pineapple pussy

After a girl shaves and the hair is still pokey.

"when is the last time you shaved? feels like you got some pineapple pussy."

by Guy Necology September 12, 2021

pineapple boat

A term used when a guy is busting a nut so good it is like omg I have no other words to explain this bomb feeling. You are on another level during this time so it would be the first words that leave your mouth, so pineapple boat.

Pineapple boat. Nuffsaid.

by Dirty D and Nasty Z September 22, 2013

Chinese Pineapple

The act of killing a party member because it annoys the DM

Jakobi! Why'd you chinese pineapple Cayde?!
He stopped me from that Kingly twink booty!
-DM sighs in alcholoism-

by notPhoenix___ November 2, 2023

pizza on pineapple

it is the truly worst pizza, who would do this? answer- madmen.

dave is insane because he enjoys pizza on pineapple

by pizza_on_pineapple_is_gross May 14, 2023