Nipple Insurance

The act on paying taxes for your nipples, in case you're worried about tripping when you run, then scrape your nipples off.

Person 1: Damn boi, Jane scraped her titties for running too fast, she got Nipple Insurance!

Person 2: Wow

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 25, 2017

Slippy Nipple

The Slippery Nipple is a layered cocktail shooter most commonly composed of Baileys Irish Cream and Sambuca. When prepared properly, the ingredients separate into two distinct visible layers. The layering is due to the relative densities of the ingredients. The Baileys takes the edge off the anise-flavored Sambuca.

It is also a wet small projection of skin containing the outlets for 15-20 lactiferous ducts arranged cylindrically around the tip. or nipple, tits, honkers, breasts etc

Ah look at those soaking slippy nipples

Mate buy me a slippy nipple these beer isnt flowing!

by Bournemouth Massive December 13, 2009

Butt Nipples

When you take restaurant mints and you put them in you back pocket and it looks like nipples

I loaded some mints into my pocket and it looked like butt nipples

by IronPrime9 April 1, 2017

nipple junkie

a nipple junkie is a person who isn't just fascinated by nipples but they are addicted to them. A nipple junkie is generally a poor person(sometimes homeless) that dosent do anything throughout their day unless it involves getting their nipple fix. Nipple junkies can get their "fix" in multiple ways. The most common way is for the junkie to place a hard nipple in between their two front teeth and as the nipple is locked in place the junkie vibrates his or her tounge until the junkie has recevied their full fix. A junkies maximum fix level could be anywhere from 6 to 21 gocks (gocks are used as a way of measuring energy received by a nipple). There are countless other ways for junkies to get their fix and recieve just as many gocks. Nipple junkies are usually relaxed people even if they dont have their fix. Nipple junkies have their addiction revealed usually when their victims wake up and are having their nipples molested.

i fell asleep at the bus stop and i woke to a ravaging nipple junkie with my hard nipples in his eye.

by cpajg December 30, 2010

pickle nipples

A common name for girls with pickle nipples. Mainly pointy boobs. and no one likes pickle nipples.

"Girl imma eat yo pickle nipples!!"

by Kala Bob the builder bender December 31, 2016

Peanut Nipple

The little nipple found in betwixt the two halves of every peanut kernel.

My favorite part of the roasted peanut is the peanut nipple!

I love to bite down and chew on each and every peanut nipple in the bag!

To find the peanut nipple, simply split the peanut kernel in half, and look for the little nipple that is stuck to one of them.

by dave_helmut August 14, 2011

Nipple stag

When a nipple is hard and poking through your clothing. Usually caused by coldness or just being horny.

You can still see my nipple stag under a singlet, long sleeve, and a shirt!

by Waffbears June 29, 2010