Mickey Mouse's Obsession

Mickey Mouse's Obsession is when you like hot dogs. It is called Mickey Mouse's Obsession because he made a song on how much he likes hot didgety dogs.
Person 1: Dang, I have a case of Mickey Mouse's Obsession.
Person 2: THE FUCK BRO YOU HIGH?!
by Flugalug October 16, 2020
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Mickey Mouse hu

A Mickey Mouse hookup is a hookup a person got that is considered to be obtained through an unfairly easy path and is therefore discredited.
Paulina Morris earned a Mickey Mouse HU in 2021. He faced a drunk Ralfs and a Down Bad Aryan Sharda.
by Balodis July 26, 2021
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Mickey D's

"Hey man, let's go to Mickey D's later."
by Cheek_Clapper March 22, 2020
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Mickey’s hat of despair

When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.
My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.
by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023
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Mickey Duke

A man with an elongated head, wire hair with a look of Donald Sutherland.
Look at that Mickey Duke, he could be Kiefer's dad.
by DirtyAzza September 19, 2020
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Electric Mickey

A sex move where you attach a 9-volt to a girl's clit and/or nipple piercing(s), before proceeding to violently tickle her so that all she can do is laugh like Mickey Mouse.
Yo dawg, I was gettin' some coochie last night, and I gave her the ol electric Mickey.
by The_Twisterman October 09, 2021
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Mickey Mole

A noun, usually a person. A Mickey Mole is something to be relied upon and also to have sexual relations with.
"When you're done fucking Mickey Mole, can I have a turn?"

"No"
by Oogly50 November 17, 2009
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