Mud Pretzel

The act of shaping one's fecal matter into the shape of a pretzel on a significant other's anal area.

Fofifi loved it when Frank made a mud pretzel for her.

by Dictionary My_ASS June 19, 2006

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Mud bugging

The act of "blowing ones load" inside the rectal cavity of another. Immediately thereafter you suck or slurp the load out of the anus.

The optional add-on is to then spit the ejaculate into your partners mouth.

I got into a weird mud bugging scenario with Tara last night. Needless to say I'm out of scope.

by Eventide October 21, 2010

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off the mud

Off the mud is the term used when you fart and it stinks horribly. "Off the mud" means the anus air has blown past/whispered off the bill Cosby that you have sitting in your bowel which makes it extra smelly or "rich" in flavour.

Mate.. Deadset , that has absolutely tap danced off the mud! Go to the toilet and check that hasn't followed through!

by Dreabobo June 16, 2014

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Mud Dumplings

Children or youngsters of the darker variety Black which parentals are normally comprised of the descendants of Yard Apes. Rap sheet of activities often include, but are not limited to: breaking and entering, robbery, grand theft auto, assault and battery, trespassing and smelling like filthy hood rats from the lower east side (no ghetto in particular they all stank like ass) and the stench of peanut butter is often reported present. Average diet consists of any forms of fried poultry, nutrient rich watermelon, and purple drank.

White 1: What's that stank? Smells like peanut butter & asshole

White 2: Ahh Hell looks like summa them their Mud Dumplings dun' broke inna my shitty Ford!!

White 1: Get Off my Yard ya damned Mud Dumplings!!!

by TeetoVB August 17, 2011

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