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Knowles Mashed

A state of significant mental disorientation or impairment, characterized by a diminished ability to think clearly, concentrate, or make sound judgments. This condition may arise from various factors, including excessive alcohol consumption, substance use, acute stress, or other physiological or psychological disturbances. It often manifests as confusion, poor decision-making, and difficulty functioning effectively in critical situations.
Man I'm so out of it at work I'm feeling Knowles mashed can you please give me a pep talk and tell me everything is going to be okay
by Darius Doison December 18, 2025
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mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes refers to children and the fact that they often resemble mashed potatoes when they are born
i hate it when i have to pick up the mashed potatoes from the day care center
by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019
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Mash

I finna Mash.(I am going to leave)

This place is weak lets Mash (This place sucks, lets leave)
by Akuma2169 March 23, 2009
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Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like
Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now
by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016
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making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019
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Mash

When you stuff mashed potato into an asshole, to then eat it out and lick it clean. Sometimes Baked beans are added for flavour.
by mashenthusiast January 29, 2023
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Mash

A word that is a synonym of cool. Basically a be-all word used to describe something positive. This word is derived from mashed potatoes and the universal love everyone has for it.
Person A: "Do you like Pokemon?"

Person B: "Yeah, Pokemon super mash!"
by XingQiu is super mash May 25, 2023
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