sac of jizz

a full hairy bag of white goo attached to your penis.

- aka your balls

"hey, you wanna feel my sac of jizz?"

by cuchillo May 25, 2021

Take a jizz

A term to use for masturbating.

I have to go take a jizz.

by Joseph smith123 December 14, 2017

jizz dishes

The lower back dimples on a really sexy girl that you just want to fill with your jizz.

Simon: I love lower back dimples.
Harley: Yea, I just want to fill those jizz dishes.

by dirtywordz May 12, 2014

Jizz on dress

Its an angry cult chanting jizz on dress. Someone wear the Monica Lewinsky dress while the crowd goes wild.

Jizz on dress! Jizz on dress

by Richard of arms November 3, 2021

Jizz-Balloon

Like a water balloon, but instead of a balloon filled with water, it's filled with semen, possibly inside a condom instead of a balloon.

Bro! Me and my girlfriend after sex last night had a Jizz-Balloon fight! It was nuts!

by Jusquisha May 30, 2016

Jizz Merchant

One who peddles ejaculate.

You are a Jizz Merchant. Wootenanny!

by KillBill2303 February 17, 2010

Soap Jizzed

When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.

Girl: What's on your shirt?

Guy: I was washing dishes and accidentally soap jizzed myself.

by Weston150 March 25, 2013