Wang gobbler

Someone that gobbles wangs excessively; typically used more frequently around thanksgiving time

Man, Conn sure is being a Wang Gobbler this Thanksgiving

by Wangster78910 April 20, 2018

Cock gobbler

Someone who consumes dick at an alarming rate and also only eats dick shaped foods like a little whore.

You my friend are a cock gobbler

by Clifford the big red asshole January 7, 2022

Gobbler touchdown

When a gobbler does a running jump like football to intercept a dick going into someone's mouth and take it deep into his gagless throat hole

That man whore sure knows how to score a gobbler touchdown

by Twist his dick November 21, 2023

Swastika Gobbler

(noun) A person (usually a man) who flirts with far right and proto-fascist political viewpoints in an indecent manner, reminiscent of someone performing fellatio.

From "cock gobbler".

Can also be used to refer to a far-right and fascist adjacent homophobic man that is in fact, secretly homosexual and engaging in performative political extremism as a manifestation of internalised homophobia and self loathing.

My younger brother has been spending too much time on crazy 8chan forums. I'm scared he might become a Swastika Gobbler.

"Hey, did you hear about that far right politician caught at that massive gay orgy?"

"Must be a Swastika Gobbler"

by ihateillionoisnazis February 1, 2021

Izzy bizzy glizzy gobbler

Sexiest bitch ever

Who’s that feral ginger?
Oh, that’s Izzy bizzy glizzy gobbler

by Hahshzhzhd December 31, 2023

Glizzy Gobbler

After extensive research, we've come to the conclusion that all Peter's in the world are Glizzy Gobblers. - The Glizzy PD

Look at Peter go, such a Glizzy Gobbler.

by The Glizzy Police October 8, 2020

Nob gobbler

A person that feels the need to suck penis

Susie couldn't help but be a knob gobbler when she met Tom at the bar

by Rockstar 101 December 30, 2021