The Cohen Curse

Anytime you try to get with a girl she will magically get a boyfriend or some type of man within days, weeks, or months. No matter what girl you like she will end up with someone else. Beware of the Cohen Curse.

Damn she got with someone else? You must have the Cohen Curse.

by Bruther Man August 1, 2022

Witches Curse

Witches are an abomination against God.

All bad Karma is ugly.
Some Karma is uglier than others.
Witches Curse karma is the worst.
Therefore, witches must also be the ugliest.

Law.

by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023

Last item curse

The bane of collectors.
When you're one item away from completing a set, but you can't find it no matter how hard you look in store shelves or how many packs you buy.

Person A: You got to help me!
Person B: What's wrong?
Person A: You know how I need only more card to complete my set, right?
Well, I opened ten 5-card blind packs, and I didn't get it!
Person A: Looks like you're suffering from the last item curse.

by ChameleonDragon February 6, 2018

Alexa Curse

If you hang around a sporty Alexa sometimes you may catch her curse of being ass at basketball.

1.) "oh man you caught the Alexa Curse didn't you"

by Mikiischill December 10, 2018

Finals Curse

A term for a phenomenon in osu! where the US was unable to win the osu! World Cup (OWC) without performing a bracket reset. The curse was broken in 2019 when the US went crazy and obliterated everyone, defeating South Korea in the Grand Finals 7-0.

fieryrage: I can't believe we need to do a bracket reset
Apraxia: Dude it's the Finals Curse

by Kerbalover99 September 28, 2022

The Crimson Curse

Whilst once having sexual intercourse with a person of red hair, you come to find out they have given you an STD.

In college I slept with this girl named Becky and she gave me the Crimson curse. I had to go to the doctor for checkups and medicine every week!

by Mars rover August 25, 2015

cursed woody

A badass version of woody from toy story, he is vengeful

“Shut up buzz ill kill you”

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Cursed woody doesn’t even phase me, heh, just a glimpse into my dark mind

by Wooowoowoowowowoe December 5, 2023