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Eiffel Crunch

It's like the Eiffel Tower but in Crunch land.
OMJJJINGGLY BERRY'S! IT'S THE EIFFEL CRUNCH! SQUEEEEK.
by CrunchayMaster123 July 19, 2023
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Crunch

slang for one;s head
mate, can you shut the fuck up, you’re doing my crunch in!
by anonymous January 17, 2025
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White Crunch Bar

The nickname of a girl who puts makeup over all her acne to hide it even though we all obviously see it, and it looks worse with the caked makeup on it.
by Bailey22301 July 9, 2015
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Iowa Crunch Bar

A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.
Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar
by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020
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Crunch Wrapped

Getting Incoherently Black Out Drunk With Your HomeBoys/Girls.
Damn bro I’m fuckin’ crunch wrapped right now. Im about to throw the fuck up.
Or
Are y’all niggas ready to get crunch wrapped in this bitch?
by TwampCityAJ April 25, 2024
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Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
by emineminem22 June 27, 2024
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cap'n crunch

a cereal that rips the roof of your mouth apart
i thought i ate knifes but i have actually ate cap'n crunch
by SASUMACH STRAT May 16, 2016
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