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Capitan Crunch

Hey man what do you call Capitan crunch? Its when Johnny Depp punches Amber heard in the skull.
by Bunger? July 13, 2023
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Crunching

The act of putting cornflakes inside your foreskin and having a wank, then eat the now mixed cereal out of your foreskin. This is exclusive for europeans.
guy 1: Yo, you crunching later?
guy 2: of course bro! Its soooo good
by Jobama The Cumlord September 4, 2020
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Crunch

Crunch is used when someone looks good or is attractive. Crunch as in you could just eat them up.
"He's so crunchy." "Do you know who S.coups is? He's crunch."
by Pankakes_18 June 12, 2023
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Crunch-a-tize

To make impure, molest, destroy innocence, break hymen.
Crunch-a-tize me cap'n.
I am gonna crunch-a-tize that thot during breakfast!
by Concerned Elder April 25, 2021
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crunch word

something you slip into a sentence like a roofie into a drink at the local pub
those crunch words really make my essay look bad I think i need another drink
by KoolKidKroom September 9, 2018
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Crunch

A loud noise created by humans and machines.
Karl: Ah man, can you here that crunch?
Leonardo: crunch crunch crunch
David: Yeah, that is really loud
by dsfvsdvv December 28, 2017
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crunch

“have you seen adri?” “yeah man i’d definitely crunch!”
by Teki May 31, 2023
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