Beer clit

When a clitoris and beer gut become so large your doctor tells you that you are a fat ass. This area is penetrable only by ones cousin.

Hey Eryan, your pants would fit better if you didn't have that beer clit.

by Wordsmith57 June 14, 2015

clit pump

The use of a suctioning device placed on the clitoris to create a new sensation and enlarge it.

"I'm gunna go buy a clit pump because my clit is so small you can't even find it!"

"I'm gunna go buy a clit pump because my clit is so small you can't even find it!"

by Dr. V. Jay, PhD November 06, 2014

clit fit

A clit fit occurs when a lesbian begins to rant about the male dominant society in which we live and how nearly everything is constructed in a phallic way to subliminally undermine women and their vaginas.

lesbian having a clit fit, "Look at that light switch! It's a like a little cock I have to stroke just see in the dark!"

man, "but if it you stuck your finger in a hole in the wall to turn on a light, you could be electrocuted."

lesbian having a clit fit, "fuck your penis!"

man, "please do."

by Hellpaddy July 25, 2009

clit booger

The small pellets of condom lubricant and female vaginal fluids that congeal around the outer folds of the labias.

I would have went down on her but I didn't want to get clit boogers in my mouth.

by Anthony O'dell Williams February 09, 2007

Clit Blocker

The annoying behavior exhibited by people, which inevitably results in a chick not getting laid. Clit blocking can come in many forms, but typically has an element of someone dissuading a man from engaging in sexual activity with a woman.

She clit blocked me last night! He was going to let me sit on his face, but then she came along and ruined it by demanding that I take her home immediately. Ugh, what a clit blocker!

by pseudomine December 08, 2009

Jackhammer Clit

When a woman masturbates so furiously (often with the assistance of a vibe or dildo) that her clit feels like it's been pounded by a jackhammer.

Girl 1: "God, I gave myself three orgasms last night, but this morning I have a horrible case of jackhammer clit!"

Girl 2: "I know, right? It's that damn Hitachi, it just works too well!"

by RedReplicant August 19, 2010

CLit

"classy" and "lit" in one word

I wanted to make "classy" and "lit" one word and almost put "were gunna be clit"

by pointy knife November 19, 2016