Par 2

When, during oral sex, a dude finishes in a ridiculously short amount of time.

From golf where a Par 2 shot is done in two "strokes".

Girl 1: So was that guy last night any good in the sack?
Girl 2: Naw, he was a Par 2. Barely got his pants off before he finished.
Girl 1: That's Naaaastyyyy!

by Larsonary July 12, 2010

2% discount

Giving an attractive woman a monetary discount or exceptional service, purely based on her : cleavage, high-beams or anything else that gets your blood pumping. Such sights would include thinking "MA-MA!" accompanied by sucking noise, or an extreme desire for a glass of milk.

I tried so hard to look her in the face while she talked...she gets the 2% discount...

by mjack777 April 10, 2011

McDick 2

Double penetration in the play place at a McDonald's. Comes with fries and a soft drink.

"Let me get a McDick 2! I'll show you my golden arches ;) Ba da ba ba bah, I'm lovin' it!"

by cjandcecearesoulmates June 26, 2016

October 2

National best friend appreciation day, the day where all friends send appreciation gifts or make appreciation posts about each other! To remind them they’re appreciated💪

“Hey I made a video about you on tik tok”

“Thanks! I look so good :)”

“You’re welcome!!”

“But why’d you do it?”

“It’s October 2nd! National friend appreciation day!”

“Ooh! I’ll make one of you too!”

by mexicanbean October 2, 2021

Destiny 2

A game where no matter how hard you try, you cannot get your friends to play.

Person 1: “Yo can you download destiny 2 today?”
Person 2: “Yeah sure.”
One month later
Person 1: “Bro please download destiny”
Person 2: “I don’t got space on my computer”

by Meatbeater8283 August 17, 2022

Voice 2

The discord room that did nothing wrong

Voice 2 did nothing wrong

by Nucleomaniac October 17, 2020

Playstation 2

What many people like me spend their days on. They're quite played out now, but 100% of people who have the love them.
PS2 is short for Playstation 2.

Wolfy: "I'm pissed off, so let's all go on the Playstation 2 where I can drive out all this pissedness talking to it."

by Wolfy. W July 5, 2006