water topper

What you leave in the toilet after a day of heavy eating, possibly the result of extreme constipation.

Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"

A "water topper" is an island, but in the toilet.

by Mountain Club September 10, 2009

Cucumber water

A refreshing drink made by immerging cucumber slices in a large water container.
Mostly availble in nail salons.

*Jimmy filling a cup*
Mrs Nguyen : "Cucumber water for customers only !"

by OpenJowel August 26, 2021

Water slut

A girl who loves to stay hydrated and drink water.

Mia’s a water slut my guy.

by gnatlyhoesb May 6, 2019

half waters

Half water is when a goddamn psychopath decides to take a fresh water bottle to bed every night because they like a fresh cold one. This is proceeded by taking a sip or three, falling asleep and repeating. After the course of a week, bottles have accumulated on the nightstand and then get transferred to the refrigerator for future use. Future use occurs when an entire case of new waters has been exhausted. Bottles must be neatly organized by brand label and quantity of fluid remaining.

I went into apartment 124 with Patrick and opened the refrigerator to find 17 neatly organized half waters. I thought to myself, "what kind of damn psychopath lives here...".. I promptly took a picture and shared it on the Slack #apartsments channel with the entire team to validate my shock.

by radius314 April 5, 2020

Cheese Water

When you put American Cheese in water then microwave it it becomes Cheese Water

Bruh Jeremy made some good ass Cheese Water

by Sebastian💀 April 3, 2019

watering the soil

When one party, normally male, urinates into his partners anus.

Joe pulled out of Luke and urinated into his butthole as he screamed "IM WATERING THE SOIL"

by GaydanWanks May 11, 2016

Anti-water

Substance that makes water disappear, hence why it's Anti-water. It covers most of Egypt in a big bubble (placed by God), and it's the reason that the pyramids weren't destroyed during the giant flood. Most famous use is when Moses used it to part the Red Sea.

Moses: Yo, God!

God: What up?

Moses: I needa part the Sea.

God: Here you go homie, I just invented anti-water for you.

Moses: Thanks G!

by King of Flys April 23, 2009