tear ducks

The correct spelling of the holes in your face that make tears.

Hannah, you produce tears in your tear ducks.

by I Am Correct. January 23, 2011

rip tearing

Gay butt sex. It's when you go so hard you rip & tear the male anus

Tristan was rip tearing that dudes ass so hard

by Yimmmmmsayin July 13, 2017

Male tears

What professional whores/feminists call semen.

“I’m gonna drink a nice cup of male tears to show those men who’s REALLY boss”

by AOOAAOOAAOOA May 4, 2022

Man Tear

A tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into sexual relations.

We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.

When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.

by MAlexB January 9, 2009

boys tears

The sperm of a child under 5 years old

I guzzled boys tears last night while baby sitting

by Charlie1002 January 17, 2018

Male tears

What feminists drink when they talk some bullshit about “wanting equality.”

Fuck you I don’t want to make a sentence about male tears.

by LemonLivesMatter April 30, 2019

Trail of Tears

Contrary to popular belief, the Trail of Tears isn't the strip of hair from a girl's back to her asscrack. It is actually the name given to a particularly hairy man's happy trail, or trail of hair starting as far north as the chin and ending in the pubic region. Some men's Trail of Tears are so hairy they actually do not have a distinct path and may continue onto the rest of the man's belly or chest.

When Zack Martin took off his shirt for the swim meet, we all got a really good look at his Trail of Tears...

by me May 15, 2006