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Timber Tart

Noun: A woman who professes a strong knowledge of conservation based activities such as hunting and fishing in an attempt to gain popularity with men who have such interest but is in fact noticeably ignorant in said field of knowledge
Man 1: Danielle said she wanted to to the blind with us this weekend!
Man 2: nah, she’s just a timber tart she’ll ruin the hunt.
by Degenerate1 October 23, 2023
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Pop tart

the new hot slang term used to describe a challenged person that popped out of the toaster that way.
karen: you cant joke about that how would you feel if your kid came out developementally challenged
offending everybody: developmentally challenged, I prefer the term pop tart.
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by offended by everyone February 16, 2024
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sausage tart

a hilarious and sexy girl. Usually Kayla's and Jennifer's are are sausage tarts.
"Kayla cracks me up. She's such a sausage tart."
by pseudonymshh September 20, 2017
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Tart

V./n. Sucking a fart out of someone's ass and holding it in like a bong rip.
Man, did you see how long that dude held in that tart?! Or...
Man, that guy is such a tart...
by Bragitup April 20, 2017
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Gi-tarted

When giloh is high and spits the craziest freestyles
Bro look at giloh he’s Gi-tarted rn
by Q-lord April 19, 2022
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Penguin Tart

The lover of an arctic animal,who is known for his pulsating member.His spreads his seed all over the arctic circle,the ice melts in penetration!The "Penguin Tart" uses common phrases to capture the attention of his biatches,not by using the more popular method of a mating call,but by rubbing actions and nipple tassles.
Penguin 1:"Im lonely"

Penguin Tart:*Rubs flippers*..."HUBBA HUBBA"

*swishing of the nipple tassles*

.....HENCE SEX.......

Polar Bear Slut:"Dont be such a jew man."
by Ivana Trump August 27, 2007
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