A term used for a table in a restaurant that is above 6 while still being below 8 and is the reason why I declared war on the native hippos of antartica after they didn’t give nachos because “7 is an unlucky number” buncha frickin idiots.
by Reginald Glocksonion May 20, 2022
When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.
by Lickymcfuckfox April 18, 2018
It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.
by Josh1981 February 08, 2008
a server in a restaurant who tries to take more tables than his or her share because she is a greedy biotch.
We were going table for table and she took three tables in a row without letting me take mine. She's such a table whore.
by ReadyLH May 06, 2008
by Slangwordmasta April 18, 2016
To have manners in public. To act with home training. To act like you got some damn sense. To act like you were raised.
by 1977 blackmagic April 13, 2019
The fee someone must pay (usually in food products) for sitting at your lunch table. It is customary to loudly proclaim "TABLE TAX!" when taking the payment by force.
by Biznart September 15, 2008