Mall

He is the biggest father of the entire universe. He makes pussies wet when they see him. He can also fuck in his sleep. He has the record of the biggest dick too.

Person 1: Look at this big dick!
Person 2: It’s Mall’s dick , the biggest in the world

by mall the big daddy October 24, 2019

Mall Muscles

Muscle groups that become especially developed with habitual shopping.

(After five hours of mall shopping)

Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.

Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.

Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?

Girl 2: You are crazy girl.

by Tehefvriyoas January 2, 2014

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone

When something isn’t bad enough to be good but still bad and not good, like the 2015 Action/Comedy movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

Woah dude, Megamind 2 was totally in the Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone.

by definitelynotocto April 13, 2024

crash the mall

Word that should, could be used instead of better-off vague "third places" (I hate that name).

The loss of malls to crash (crash the mall-ing) been disaster to human race. While it is safer, all joy is gone...

by dame_dane June 2, 2025

Mall orgy

An orgy with the hot bimbos at the mall

I went tona mall orgy in Dillard's and fucked thr hot mall girls

by D Flawless July 19, 2022

mally mall

cool guy he’s a bag getter mysterious and hates broke women

they love mally mall

by $getrich November 21, 2023

Bend Over Mall

Folks selling goods (e.g. - jewelry) off of blankets on the ground. Usually at tourist sites.

I bought a turquoise necklace at the bend over mall at the Grand Canyon.

by donwinfred January 19, 2011