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shopping town mall

A mall that was once the place to be, but now exclusively crazy people hang out there.
"The only restaurant at shopping town mall is that creepy China express."

"Why go to shopping town when you could do literally anything else."
by Dear god why August 6, 2016
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going to the mall

“Going to the mall” refers to taking Molly, hence “mall”
Coined by the Midge Bitch Gang, the phrase, “going to the mall” was used as a code word when conversing in the presence of snakes
Fiend #1: Bro you can do anything, but save going to the mall for another night

Fiend #2: Ugh fine I’ll do acid instead
by catsnakeghost June 5, 2018
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mall fort

A fort made from blankets or anything else in a shopping mall parking lot (covered or not) that's used for the purpose of having sex, making love, performing oral, and/or making cumsies.
Them: "Wow! Where have you guys been? You were supposed to meet us at the food court at 12:30! And why are your faces red?!"

Us: "Oh, you know, we were just hanging out in out mall fort and we lost track of time"
by joski519 January 4, 2010
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Boulevard Mall

When you have not shaved in a long time and then you fuck a bitch
Shit Girl! What I have a Boulevard Mall! What?
by Mike , Rich February 1, 2009
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Mall goth

A hateful word full of prejudice and stereotypes, used against younger people, who are yet not really achieve the aesthetic of goth and know its own kind of music. These batlings are mostly newcomers to the alternative subcultures, cannot really divide their fashion styles, and usually buy stuff from cheaper mall stores. Instead of educating and giving help, this word is most likely responsible for turning off these young people from finding their own true path in the alternative scene.
Oh man, look at all those annoying mall goths in front of the hot topic.
by Septienna July 5, 2017
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Mall supervision

Something the people born in the 80's having the rules/laws made never had to go through, and a double standard they would never tell anybody about.
People born in the 80's didn't have mall supervision going to a mall at any time of the day, including at night. They didn't have to have another adult or even another person to be with them, even if they weren't working (going to a movie or shopping). Teenagers seem willing to put up with a lot more bullshit these days than they were back in the early 2000's, they do just about anything that anybody tells them to because they seem to think it's right to be obedient under any circumstances, even if what the people making rules/laws is doing is wrong.
by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021
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dead mall theory

Dead Mall Theory posits a multifaceted critique of modern
consumerism and the evolving landscape of digital and
physical spaces. Drawing inspiration from the eerie aesthetic
of the Backrooms and the nostalgic satire of vaporwave
Micro-culture, it explores the decline of traditional malls
as emblematic of broader societal shifts.
At its core, Dead Mall Theory echoes the sentiment of the
Dead Internet Theory, suggesting that just as malls become
"dead" when anchor stores vanish, online spaces are
increasingly dominated by bots and AI-generated content,
displacing genuine human interaction and agency. This
convergence reflects the erosion of authentic connection
and the commodification of both physical and virtual
environments under the pressures of mass production and
consumer capitalism.
Furthermore, Dead Mall Theory incorporates critiques of
materialism highlighting the societal consequences of
prioritizing acquisition and consumption over meaningful
experiences and relationships. Recent events have
accelerated these trends, pushing more people towards
virtual engagement and rendering certain physical spaces
obsolete. What will thenext generation be lacking as a result?
In essence, Dead Mall Theory serves as a commentary on the
intersection of economics, technology, and culture,
illustrating how the decline of malls mirrors broader shifts
in societal values and the evolving nature of public spaces
in the digital age.
The arcade is gone and i'm the only one in the foodcourt, Dead Mall Theory is in full effect here!
by Nukem6 May 31, 2024
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