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your ass is mine

A threat. Used to indicate the speaker's intent to exact serious retribution from the owner of said ass. The literal threat is that the speaker will take ownership of the ass as their property and will freely penetrate the anus at their discretion, either for sexual pleasure, to inflict pain, or both. However, this literal act is rarely the intended form of punishment the speaker wishes to mete out. Usually, the speaker wishes to convey they will exert the full extent of their authority over the other person to assert dominance over them. Loss of bodily autonomy illustrates submission.

Commonly used as an ultimatum; e.g., "if you crash my car, your ass is mine."

Typically, this is used only amongst males where the threat of anal rape is playful banter with a homoerotic undercurrent. If used against the opposite sex, the threat of sexual violence carries a more severe tone and would be highly inappropriate.

Related phrases:

You selling your ass, boy?
I own your ass.
The game is over, your ass is mine! (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
If you drop the ball again, your ass is mine. (my sixth grade football coach)
by a_null_bandit December 28, 2023
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Narcissistic Mining

Narcissistic Mining is the act of a narcissistic person attempting stir up conflict in order to start fights and arguments where there are none in order to gain narcissistic supply.
My neighbor uses narcissistic mining to aquire narcissistic supply.
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Coal mining

Jenny (ScoMo’s wife) went coal mining last night
by Papa’s Gourmet Sus January 1, 2020
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Canary in a coal mine

When you drink moonshine with a chicken wing as your chaser.
Barkeep, can I have a canary in a coal mine, and can you make it boneless?
by twccman June 6, 2022
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straight toppin mines like..

When someone is just really on your case and wont leave you alone.Teachers, parents, friends,etc...
Ms Marx : "Go to the locker Kayanna."
Kayanna: ( talkin to a friend but still heard the teacher)
Ms Marx : "Kayanna, go to the locker."
Kayanna: "I heard you! damn "(proceeds talkin to a friend)
Ms Marx:" Kayanna! GET YOUR ASS UP AND GO TO THE LOCKER FO' I CALL YOUR MOM!"
Kayanna:( rolls eyes gets up and slowly walks to the locker while mumbling and rolling eyes) Oh ma godd you straight toppin mines like....
by WiFeY NuMbAh 2 July 12, 2009
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Salt Mine

Formal adress for a group of league of legends players consisting of 20 people or more.
"Dude there's so many league of legends players here"
"I know, it's an entire salt mine"
by cesuna December 4, 2016
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Untitled Mining Game

The best fucking mining game to ever exist and you get a lot of ores
john ores
fladingle foamian is coming
better than rex:r and go mining
Player: I have titled the mining game
NoahVN: you shall get perma ban
Untitled Mining Game
by pablo5 November 29, 2024
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