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Singapore Election

When ministers reluctantly have to kiss their voters’ asses or pretend to listen to them to get re-elected, while reminding them that if they tick the wrong party, their constituency or surrounding won’t get upgraded, or would be given the least priority.
Singapore election is generally a low-key affair, because most Opposition members of choice can’t run—they’re disqualified because of some fine, were previously jailed for illegal public gatherings, or are now bankrupt due to lawsuits filed by some ministers.
by MathPlus January 3, 2019
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Singapore

A country which doesn't have any state or city. and try to divide themself to parts.. like Ang mo kio, orchard, pasir ris.... this places can be travel in 1 hr time.
if 1 million man pee on this island, it will be flooded in 2 hours.
by Charles August 2, 2003
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Singapore’s GEP

Short for “Singapore’s Gifted Education Programme,” that has sulked up so much taxpayers’ money, yet has achieved so little—an elitist programme that equates high academic achievement with giftedness.
At best, Singapore’s GEP—every parent’s secret desire for their child to get into it—creates the illusion of nurturing individual creativity, when it actually breeds conformity and produces academic snobbery among its members.
by MathPlus October 24, 2018
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Swigga

A Swedish Nigga. Balls harder than a normal nigga cus they are Swedish. Not necessarily black, its kinda like a Wigga, but Swedish and without the negative connotations. Favorite drinks are 50/50's vodka redbulls. Favorite saying is "Nice Table faggots" (in a Gothenburg swedish accent) Enjoys doing voice over work for awesome DJ's like DJRi
Hey everyone, heres my main Swigga Matthias!
Swigga: Hey, what up faggots!
by D J Ri May 31, 2009
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Spingasm

Yo look at dat spingasm roll down the street!
by Orgasmatron June 20, 2006
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Popularity Swing

Can be used to define when the popularity of a product or service gains momentum to another product due to the hype being switched over.
John: I'm using myspace right now it's the best.
Joe: No, you should use facebook because everyone is using that now.
John: Since everyone is using that I guess I will switch over then.

If people switch from Call of Duty to Battlefield 3 there is a popularity swing because all of their friends are playing that one game.
by Namynos June 22, 2011
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swing low

I was trying to get some stank on my swing low when the bitch hit me in the head with a smoodee.

*Smoodee: an iron used to iron ones clothes (eg: smoodees the wrinkles out fo the clothes)
by Denise November 29, 2004
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