German word for a girl who's short enough to blow a guy standing straight up. Can also be used to insult short males/friends. Translates word-for-word to "standing-blower" in english.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"
Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaese!"
Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaese!"
by JackPancake January 25, 2010
Get the Standgeblaese mug.A useless ass clown that resembles justin beiber and will remain a virgin the rest of his life. Often found doing the following things:
1. Masturbating
2. Playing Halo
3. Being a chaunce
4. Suckin' dick
1. Masturbating
2. Playing Halo
3. Being a chaunce
4. Suckin' dick
by fevemeister March 14, 2011
Get the Staav mug.A “Stage Shark” is a person attending a concert that procrastinates & doesn’t get to the concert on time or early enough to get up by the stage because they are lazy or just not courteous of other concert goers, who have waited for hours in lines to get up front. The “Stage Shark” waits (unintentionally because they are too busy conversing & consuming alcohol & dicking off) until the main act, after they are trash drunk and tries to “swim” or aggressively push their way (like a pack of sharks) to the front of the stage by ANY means necessary including acting like complete douchebags trying to start fights; knocking other men, women & teens out of the way.
Once they start a frenzy they can’t be stopped! Their breath reeks of beer & they tend to be sloppy drunk; falling ALL OVER innocent bystanders other concert goers.
“Stage Sharks” don’t understand that alcohol is a drug because it is legal so they overindulge and tend to run in packs or groups which makes them feel more secure about themselves.
Once they start a frenzy they can’t be stopped! Their breath reeks of beer & they tend to be sloppy drunk; falling ALL OVER innocent bystanders other concert goers.
“Stage Sharks” don’t understand that alcohol is a drug because it is legal so they overindulge and tend to run in packs or groups which makes them feel more secure about themselves.
Candy look out! The “Stage Sharks” are out in FULL force tonight & even though I got here early & waited patiently to see my favorite band, one of them knocked me down and several others to get to the front stage! What assholes!
Hey guys, I’m going to see the new rock band in town; better watch out for the “Stage Sharks” who try to ruin everyone’s night...
Look at that “Stage Shark” picking on that girl who’s trying to watch the show! What a loser!
Hey guys, I’m going to see the new rock band in town; better watch out for the “Stage Sharks” who try to ruin everyone’s night...
Look at that “Stage Shark” picking on that girl who’s trying to watch the show! What a loser!
by WickedHellamean November 6, 2018
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“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”
by LZ22 October 17, 2019
Get the Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood mug.A term that describes a group of people who are overly obsessed with something. This can be considered a level above a fanbase to simplify the meaning.
Signs of stanbases can be toxicity towards the stan's competitors, criticizers, and haters. People in stanbases usually respect their stans in ways comparable to gods.
Signs of stanbases can be toxicity towards the stan's competitors, criticizers, and haters. People in stanbases usually respect their stans in ways comparable to gods.
by Espaussitous October 24, 2020
Get the stanbase mug.often found in its wild habitat: school water fountains. the organism is the result of a cross between a prehistoric chunk of a star and a regular piece of doodoo. rumour has it that biology students often study this organism by picking it right off the water fountain.
Student 1: yo what organism are you gonna present for the science project?
Student 2: i'll just pick off some staridoodoo from the fountain
Student 2: i'll just pick off some staridoodoo from the fountain
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