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Bumble Squish

A species of mutant platypus monkeys, from an alternate universe, who spend their time entering our world through the magical portals we call 'dryers' and 'washing machines' to steal our socks and sell them on the black market for huge sums. The more daring ones have been known to steal both socks or even a pair of leggings. The only way to stop them is to pour a mixture of sour cream, pickle juice, and scrambled eggs (not soupy) into every washer/dryer load.
Look at this! Half my socks are gone! Damn those bumble squishes!
by IKnowStrangeThings June 3, 2010
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bubba squish

Something that people say too much.. It's used for spur of the moment things. If you are socially awkward, you tend to say random things like potato, taco, or Pablo, and of course 'Bubba Squish', things that are not related to the conversation.

People sometimes say Bubba Squish to mock other people, such as "He's such a Bubba Squish."

Never call a girl a Bubba squish.

In general, Bubba Squish is used to fill in awkward conversations, or you just don't know what to say..
Stranger 1: "Andrew Golding says Bubba Squish too much."
Stranger 2 " Yeah. That kid is really awkward."

"Who is that?"
"Bubba squish!"
"wtf, What does that mean?"
"It's used for awkward people with awkward sayings."

Kid: "Hey, who are you going to the dance with?"
Girl: "Bubba Squish"
Kid: "Loser."
by pugman53 November 24, 2013
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Squish

The way that cool young studenty types say Squash.
We got apple, orange, milk, water or pink squish.
by Last Chancer October 28, 2006
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Squish

Fruit Concentrate Cordial that is diluted with water to make a refreshing drink.
A glass of orange squish
A jug of Lemon Barley squish
by Catherine & Rob June 21, 2006
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Squish

The act of squeezing somebody after hot sex and only if it is hot sex.
"Last night I got a good squish"

"Make sure you give her a squish after you give her some hot sex"
by Alibear January 29, 2009
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Squish

1. To grab someones boobs and squish them together (also called cleavage)

2. To grab someones boobs and squish them in someones face, or your own

3. There is also a man squish...just...think about it...
*grabs best friends boobs* SQUISH! *runs off* HA HA HA

*grabs own boobs and looks* sweet...

*man squishes boyfriend* HA...o.o;;
by Cazzie September 5, 2005
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Squishie

the polar opposite of the misguided term Crunchie used by Daniel Lyons of Forbes in his particulare derison ofr GNU/Linux users.

Squishie - a PHB with no understanding of technology and a lot fo arrogance and eagerness to prove themself a total and complete ass. Usually combined with statements like "To the Moon!" and "There is no free lunch."
That squishie just said that he can't allow anyone to use Linux. I suppose we will just have to tell him that he is running Linux on his servers one day.
by freecode February 3, 2004
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