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smokin the big squid

To perform fellatio,or to perform a task poorly.
Mary put herself through college smokin the big squid.
by mike i. April 15, 2008
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squid pro row

Not being able to understand a certain phrase that is said to you.
"RRiigghhhht Dr.Evil squid.. pro.. row?"
by austin powers January 31, 2004
mugGet the squid pro rowmug.

Coney Island Squid

Tampon applicators thatwash ashore on the most northern beaches of New Jersey
Look at all dem coney island squid washed up on da beach
by goshnoway August 11, 2008
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Useless as a damp SQUID

SQUID is the acronym for a superconducting quantum interference device. It measures very small magnetic fields and is rendered useless when wet due to its very sensitive nature. Also, used as a massive Fuck You to all those pedant bitches who think it should be "squib". I mean, just who do you think you are? A 16th century musketeer?
Mate, you've not only missed the goal you've missed the ball altogether! Sometimes I think you're as useless as a damp SQUID.
by Sir Rupert Hume de Chardin III February 4, 2015
mugGet the Useless as a damp SQUIDmug.

Japanese Squid Soup

When you insert live squid into your vaginal cavity. Then you squeeze the squid to death inside your vaginal cavity so they become a pile of mush and ink. You lastly push the squished squid out of your vagina into a man’s mouth for consumption, which completes the Japanese Squid Soup.
I gave chris some Japanese Squid Soup last night and he dumped me.
by Autismo the retardo February 19, 2020
mugGet the Japanese Squid Soupmug.

The Royal Squid Castle

A ROBLOX place created and worked on by SpySquidKing, mikesanislvoer2121, and awsomeyfox.
The Royal Squid Castle is a beautiful place.
by SpySquidKing August 28, 2020
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settle your squid

A term meaning calm the heck down. Comes from the strange yet awesome actions of a one in a million teacher.

On line, term is known as SyS

the squid is the attack of un-humanly restraint that the receiver of the comment is currently acting upon.
by shadowgirl..... and friend August 15, 2010
mugGet the settle your squidmug.

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