National post urself doing squats on snapchat day

It's a day where you post a snap video of yourself doing squats at your story on snapchat!

Random dude on snapchat: Wtf did you post on ur story?

Girl: it's national post urself doing squats on snapchat day!

Random dude: Oohhh, hold on..

by Some random doebdjcj November 1, 2020

dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

by von groovy June 28, 2017

squat cobbler

The sexual act of one sitting in a pie, and wiggling around whilst crying.

"I'm feeling a little kinky tonight. I think I'll watch some squat cobbler"

by optimisticdingo September 1, 2016

duck squatting

The act of squatting while exerting fecal matter as a duck or any other water fowl is consuming the raw body fluids.

Man i was duck squatting so hard last night my rectum is swelling.

by The filthy whisker November 1, 2013

squat cobbler

The act of sitting in a pie (whilst clothed or unclothed) in a manner to arouse or stimulate pleasure.
(first seen in Better Call Saul)

James: Man, Dan is a pretty good Squat Cobbler, but sometimes he cries when he does it.

by AttackOnPoke July 27, 2016

squat cobbler

process of planting ones ass on a pie for sexual release

Andrew is a squat cobbler, it gets him off.

by The Glinch September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

When one squats to rub his bottom in an actually pie

that squat cobbler cream pied his own ass, literally.

by Zowi320 September 3, 2016