National post urself doing squats on snapchat day

It's a day where you post a snap video of yourself doing squats at your story on snapchat!

Random dude on snapchat: Wtf did you post on ur story?

Girl: it's national post urself doing squats on snapchat day!

Random dude: Oohhh, hold on..

by Some random doebdjcj November 1, 2020

dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

by von groovy June 28, 2017

Twat squat

The female version of the teabag

I got him with the twat squat he never saw it coming.

She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.

by Assclap90k November 17, 2023

squat lobster

a person who says stupid stuff or annoys you

Zach is such a fucking squat lobster

by cox13!!!!!!!! November 4, 2023

squat cobbler

When one squats to rub his bottom in an actually pie

that squat cobbler cream pied his own ass, literally.

by Zowi320 September 3, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler

A fetish involving watching someone sitting their posterior into a pie (preferably apple or pumpkin, but this is up to the fetishist) and wiggling said buttocks around in the aforementioned dessert

Jimmy: Yo, did you catch that Hoboken Squat Cobbler video on the Tube?

Chuck: Yeah man, got me rock hard

by cellophanefriend September 3, 2016

The Kvatum Squat

When you watch porn with your hands tied behind your back so you can diddle your own butthole.

Lyndsay was caught by the hotel maid doing The Kvatum Squat.

by Canadian Tuna December 19, 2018