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Squad Jumping

When the squad that you are in at the moment starts to get boring, so you leave and join another squad.
Person 2: Hey... ummmm... What are you doing here?
Person 1: Well I got bored of who I was talking to, so I went squad jumping and came to your squad.
Person2: we don't want you here tho.
by Why him? March 29, 2017
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JV Squad

Referring to the less attractive girls at a restaurant specilaing in hot/busty waitresses (Hooter's, Tilted Kilt, Twins Peaks, etc). They usually work the non-peak hours, typically in the dead period after the lunchtime rush or late nights on weekdays (non Thursday-Saturday). They probably have a great personality but they aren't the best to look at.
"Hey, man. You wanna go to Hooter's around 3pm?

"Heck, no. Those girls are the JV Squad. I'm sure they have a great personality but I'm not trying to go to Hooter's for a waitress' personality"
by jammasterka April 1, 2015
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Oreo squad

A group of friends who act like different types of Oreo's or stereotyped races. Golden Oreo- Acts white on the inside and white on the outside often a stereotypical white girl who likes Starbucks, Nutella, Ugg boots and boy bands. Inside out Oreo- Is a white girl on the outside but act's like a black girl often listening to rap music, has a nice ass to twerk and uses the word ratchet. Reg Oreo- Is black on the outside and only once in awhile acts black while the rest of the time shes going to Starbucks and taking selfies.
Hailey (inside out Oreo) - Sipping Starbucks while listening to ghetto music.
Sam (Golden Oreo)- Posting pictures of her Starbucks Frap on Instagram.
Tiana (Reg Oreo)- Admiring her Ugg boots while sometimes using the word ratchet.
Together they form a Oreo squad.
by beotch from the ghetto January 2, 2014
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snatch squad

A group of females who are really close. You don't go anywhere without your snatch squad!
Person: Ashley and Madison are really close, together they form a small but close-knit snatch squad. I wouldn't fuck with either of them.
by Mother of the Snatch March 5, 2015
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top squad

A group of white faggots that think they are better then everyone else. Such groups are shamed and scolded upon and usually made fun of.
Person 1: "Those kids sitting over there are in top squad."
Person 2: "wow they are in top squad? they must be a bunch of faggots."
by realtearms December 1, 2016
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gump squad

A group or gathering of gumps who are schlomos and losers.
Max: "Hey Marty! Look what we got over here!"
Marty: "Its that loser gump squad again. Do they even go to our school?"
Max: "I don't know, I've never talked to those gumps before."
by Whatup!!!!!!!!!!!! January 27, 2017
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Turd Squad

Have you ever been drunk at a club and started dancing with a 4/10? Of course you have. We all have that sober moment once in a while where we realize when we get home with them that they aren't good what so ever and think hmmm shouldn't do it... If this has happened to you join the elite group of the turd squad. When you go to pork that duster bend her over as if you're going to give it to her good then lick your pinky shove it in her ass and yell turd squad and dip the fuck out of that ratchets house. Only select few are capable of pulling off such legendary status.
"Dude that duster was bad you took home" "I know man but I dipped the pinky in the brown star and dipped"

"TURD SQUAD"
by Vergray September 12, 2014
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