Gargantuan Spunk Barrel

A gargantuan spunk barrel is where a person swallows loads from multiple people in one sitting.

“Luke is a gargantuan spunk barrel, did you see how many loads he swallowed”

by iiTzzCozmic January 13, 2024

Spunk

A Danish confectionery wine gummy brand invented in 1971, most often consumed in Denmark and Germany.
The name is derived from a Swedish children's book character who invented the word 'spunk' but could find no use for it.
As in said children's book, there are no other known uses or definitions for this word beyond the Danish candy it is named for.

"Jeg har lige slugt en mundfuld Spunk! (I have just swallowed a mouthful of Spunk!)" - random Danish child, probably

by Booz McGroove November 21, 2024

spunk

cum, semen even.

Gf: Hurry and spunk on my face!
Bf: What the fuck.

by gnfos February 26, 2024

Gunkle Spunk

When someone's got that absolute swang in them and you CAN'T resist their fat spunky monkey

Gerald: "That girls got one MASSIVE Gunkle Spunk!"

Herold: "What the fuck?"

by xbot7564 June 30, 2024

spunk flick

The act of flicking spunk off your hand in a quick jerk and whipping motion. Mimicking that of a whip.

Here mate, I’ve just spunk flicked in your cup of tea by accident.

by chicken lee dersht February 5, 2025

spunk

spunk orignates from the town of Caerphilly.
to "spunk" is to laugh.
it's a popular slang term in Caerphilly.

"yoooooooo g u made me spunk lowkey ts ts ts pmo"
"SOL (Spunking Out Loud"

by ehschud February 7, 2025

Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!

John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!

by anonymous March 12, 2025