Spunking

“Some chick asked me to spunky her the other day”
“I had some great spunky the other day”
“Are you the spunker or the spunkee?”
“She sniffed my ass so hard it was like she was spunking
by The sexy Rexy March 24, 2019
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Spunk maxxer

A individual who maximises the spunk (cum) output daily. For example jacking off once every 20 minutes
James is such a spunk maxxer, he never stops!
by Love hotmoms June 08, 2025
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spunk the bottle

During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'
John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle
by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017
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bulgarian spunk nugget

When your force your dog to blast his green load onto a McDonald’s chicken nugget and you eat it for your own pleasure.
I tried a bulgarian spunk nugget last night bro.
by Your dads meatballs June 04, 2020
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bulgarian spunk nugget

When your force your dog to blast his green load onto a McDonald’s chicken nugget and you eat it for your own pleasure.
I tried a bulgarian spunk nugget last night bro.
by Your dads meatballs June 04, 2020
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bulgarian spunk nugget

When your force your dog to blast his green load onto a McDonald’s chicken nugget and you eat it for your own pleasure.
I tried a bulgarian spunk nugget last night bro.
by Your dads meatballs June 04, 2020
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Spunk Slap

the action of cumming in ones hand and slapping someone in the face with said hand.. said to be a great insult.
"Martin drops my beloved coffecup and breaks it thus breaking my heart.
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."
by Bturus Backstabber October 16, 2021
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