ass spelunking

Its Where a person jumps into another persons ass! Usually an insult to your fellow man.

Johhny stop being a fucking ass spelunking donkey raping shit eater!!! :)

by Omar Enrique Torres May 28, 2006

Splung

A medical conditon, primarily affecting homosexual men, who when giving oral sex, breath in at the time of their partners ejacuation. Thus results in the Spunk being aspirated into the lung. Therefore resulting in spunk on the lung, or Splung. The sufferer, will result in having a cough, and may develope pneumonia unless treated quickly.

medical condition: ' I think I have splung'
or
'hold your breath bitch cos i'm about to explode and you dont want to get splung now!'

by Mike-p May 7, 2007

Splunky

Funky slut

“She is so splunky”said Eva

“Yeah she is” said Liam

by Splunky peps February 10, 2020

spunk monkey

A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.

I blew it all over that spunk monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!

by JamJam1 November 7, 2012

spalunking

Medical slang for retrieving foreign objects from a womans vagina. Generally a large woman complaining of abdominal pain.

Nurse: Dr. Joe, why do you look so pale?
Dr. Joe: I just went spalunking in room 4.
Nurse: Oh, that's that really fat woman, what did you find?
Dr. Joe: Bubble gum. Still in the wrapper.
Nurse: Oh. I'd look a bit pale too.
Dr. Joe: (flipping a coin) And a Nickel.

by Dr. Spalunker January 3, 2009

Splunt

to cum so much that blood is ejaculated from the penis instead of cum

i splunted your mum - i fucked your mum so much i came blood.
splunt all over your face.

by Orchard Lads November 3, 2008

spunkacola

the act of cumming on your girlfrinds face while simultaniously enjoying a refreshing cola drink.

I was poping a wad in Amy's mouth and I was real thirsty too, I had to perform an emergncy spunkacola.

by ricflairismyfather December 28, 2005