Special Delievery

The act of being raped or molested by a UPS man.

"I've got a special delievery for you in the back."

by IonicAtlas September 5, 2016

Pacitti Special

A two-for-one, killing two birds with one stone, etc.
Usually used in a negative context, as in something bad happening.
Can be light-hearted or really tragic.

Man, David Bowie AND Robin Williams are dead. That's a Pacitti Special.

by Kaine Parker July 2, 2016

Lunchtime Special

When you get a fresh jar of mayonnaise, open it up, mix it up with your dick, and then you proceed to put it in a females ass. Afterwards, you wipe up the excess mayo with a piece of bread, add all your sandwich fixins and enjoy!

Im going to go catch a lunchtime special with Suzie today.

by Pooprick25 May 26, 2017

the robert special

the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin

Jacob always gets the Robert special

bex also gets the Robert special

by the terrorist January 16, 2017

Dudick Special

In the dreams of every young man.

Very few get the "Dudick Special".

by High and Low October 21, 2010

Turner Special

A Turner Special is the name given to someone who adds extra pieces of food to a standard meal which have no relevance or connection to the meal itself and which makes the portion size of the meal supersized!

A meal of fish, chips and peas

A turner special would be -
Fish, chips and peas with added extras - southern fried chicken breast, hash browns, potato waffles and an egg

These extra pieces of food have no right to be on the plate and ruin a traditional tasty meal!

by threedeckstew June 15, 2009

Special wants

When’s group of niggas created a word

Oh that kids not like us he’s special wants

by Kanye for office January 17, 2022