Shawn

Shawn is the most wonderful human on the earth. He's gorgeous, kind, caring, funny, intelligent, and so easy to spend time with. He's someone you want to spend the rest of your life with. He's romantic and goes out of his way to make others feel loved and important. He is extremely helpful and will always be there for you when you need him. You'd want to marry Shawn but he's already taken. Shawn has goals and he's going to achieve every single one. He's going to make beautiful babies one day. Shawn is a guy who loves to snuggle but is always down for an adventure. He's goofy and weird in all the best ways. He loves his friends and family and he has the biggest heart. Shawn is a guy without a single flaw. With the best personality and impeccable looks, Shawn is perfect.

Wow I wish I was dating a Shawn.
Shawn is so handsome!
I love you Shawn.

by PeachykeenLaureen November 29, 2020

Shawn Johnson

2008 Olympic gold medal gymnast with a nice ass..

shawn johnson is hot

by geezie11 October 16, 2008

shawning

verb. liking multiple people; not being able to decide between crushes; being a dickhead; being a serious flirt

Guy: I like you.
Girl: I like you too!
Guy: But I don't want to date you yet I have to decide between Jessica, you, Molly and Taylor. Sorry.
Girl: You're a shawning dickhead!

by shawning.ashul101 March 30, 2009

Spawngoloid

A person that camps their own spawn in an objective based game, despite it being a retarded thing to do.

Jerry is such a Spawngoloid. He never tries to get the bomb.

Frank fucking cost us that match. What a Spawngoloid.

by RecklessRaccoon November 17, 2010

spawnpaper

Term used to describe when someone uses a picture of their new baby as wallpaper on their computer/laptop.

Make sure you change out your spawnpaper before going to a client meeting where you are going to be presenting on your laptop.

by slowcrash February 16, 2013

Spawnling

You know, that guy. One minute your talking about him and the next minute he’s right there... he know exactly when not to call and does anyway. He makes any situation awkward. And he’s there when you need him least.

“Omg, Ronald is such a spawnling.”
“Yeah, Becky, it’s actually kind of creepy. He called me at six last night, right when we started. Couldn’t have been a worse time!”
“Hi girls!”
“SHIT!”

by alohomora_motherf*cker! March 22, 2021

shawndeana

a beautiful strong sexy woman. once you get her trust and loyalty there's not much she wont do for you. if you're lucky enough to get one, you'd better hold on tight and not mess up!

I've never known a woman to be loyal, she's a shawndeana.

by diego sharp January 1, 2012