Spam Clarinet

A penis. Especially one being blown. Penis

Do you play the spam clarinet?

by Hmmmm Notsureaboutthat November 10, 2019

Bulletin Spam

Posting over three bulletins of pointless crap on Myspace.

That bitch is a bulletin spammer, lets smack her!

by dx330 December 30, 2008

Spam Wemg

The greatest being to ever walk this earth. Hot, masculine, jacked, 7-foot-tall behemoth. All men, women and children find Spam Wemg irresistibly attractive. Spam plays no favourites, however; the 3rd option appeals the most to him. Despite his immense beauty and intelligence, he was recently consumed by an ugly man called Alan Kerrrrrrr. I HATE THAT GUY. HOW DARE HE TAKE MY PRECIOUS SPAM WEMG FROM ME AND ALL LITTLE BOYS!?

Wow, that's our lord and saviour Spam Wemg. He is so hot.

by Spam Wemg Lover October 25, 2023

spam castinet

The hairless lips of a womans erogenous zone. Also known as the cheese burger.

"Then we hit the bedroom and I got to play a little ditty with her spam castinets!"
"Gold dude!"
"Definately quality miffin!"

by David P January 29, 2005

spam flautist

Virtuoso fellatio performer.

Presidential spam flautist Monika Lewinski lied in court again today, yet privately hoped she would be found out, as the whole point of the exercise was that she wanted to simply be catalogued in history as someone who blew the President. <Mindless cunt>

by Brucester September 13, 2006

Troll Spam

When internet trolls put links into their already annoying long winded posts.

Those birther idiots are now sending troll spam with about a half dozen links in it, as if their diarrhea of the mouth wasn't enough.

by Tolkien Ed May 14, 2011

ya spam

An quick precise reaction to an outburst of words from another person.

Hugo: 'what the f*&k you playing at, blah blah blah blah blah blah....ect ect'
Joe: 'ya spam'

by rIcarus August 23, 2006