Shredder

noun, plural - shredders
1. A handjob applied with sub-100 grit sandpaper

2. The losing outcome of Gloryhole Roulette

My dick moulted like a snake from that Shredder I got last week.

by DapperCookieKwest February 13, 2014

Shredalong

Shredalong is a term coined/invented by a music artist P S Quint referring to 'going along' with whatever is hot or cool at the moment.
Shred is used to express an activity eg. skating, surfing etc.

"Yo man! there is a concert tonight, i think we should shredalong".
"P S Quint released a new batch of the shredalong shirts, let's go buy some and shredalong.

by wordcurator February 19, 2014

Shredding Beef

The act of shredding one's vagina.

Joe: Did you go home with that chick last night?

Murr: Oh yeah bro, I was shredding beef all night!

by kevhat September 29, 2014

Shred Index

The quantifiable calculation of the amount of gnar that can be shredded by ones board and/or ski.

Bro you're a boarder therefore your shred index is far lower.
Dawg, with skid Ive got two edges so I have twice the shred index.

by Sean2017 February 22, 2015

Shredding Weight

Losing over 8 pounds in two weeks

What are you talking About? You're shredding weight with that 21 day fix.

by Gaza the kazan April 25, 2015

Shred

A session associated with Longboarding (Normally at very high speeds)

"Yo, Dave! Wanna shred tonight?!
"'Course, Dude!"

by Lokick September 27, 2015

Shreddies

Shreddies are the art of doing a 4x4 donut either on ice in a side by side or on an ATV.

Shreddies also refer to 4x4 donuts in a jacked diesel mainly Ford or Dodge.....Chevy's seem to break everytime.

ATV --Me and jenna were ripping shreddies on slave lake till we were spinning too fast and she flew off

Truck --Me and Sarah roasted my tires off doing shreddies in a Walmart parking lot

by White Unicorn April 10, 2016