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crimson shocker

(N.)
"The Shocker," also referred to as "2 in the pink, 1 in the stink," is formed by holding up the index, middle, and pinky fingers, and holding down the ring finger with the thumb.

The "Crimson Shocker" is what you call "The Shocker" when it is used during "that time of the month."
She wasn't in the mood for the mattress mambo because of her "seasonal disease," so I just gave her the crimson shocker...2 in the red, one in the stink.
by TeHpWnzoOrz August 4, 2006
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Dick Slicker

A Dick Slicker, or slicker, is a condom, a "raincoat" or "Slicker" for your penis. Just as a rain slicker is worn to protect your body from exposure to unfriendly weather, a "dick slicker" is worn to protect your pecker from exposure to unfriendly snatch.
"If you're going to Jamie's tonight, don't forget the Dick Slicker. She spends so much time at the free clinic she has her own parking space.
by ImSkattered March 17, 2008
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Related Words

shocker

two in the goo, one in the poo
two in the slit, one in the shit
two in the crack, one in the back
two in the pink, one in the stick
two in the lap, one in the crap
two in the stubble, one in the bubble
two in the grass, one in the ass
two in the bird hole, one in the turd hole
two in the cut, one in the butt
two in the twat, one in the fot
two in the cat, one in the fat
by BWC December 28, 2005
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shocker

A: DUDE! I hear this bitch Paxton got a poopy pinky from this freshman slut slut while going to second with the shocker.

B: Why in the hell would anybody sacrifice their dignity to pleasure a girl's butthole?
by Poopy Fingee May 6, 2009
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city-slicker

There're no toilets... you're gonna have to drop a city-slicker.
by berserkerich May 30, 2011
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shocker

Two fingers in the vagina, one in the asshole.
I made this up just now :P

Two in the Dickhole, One in the Shithole..

THE SHOCKER
by 123454321123443210 July 9, 2007
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slicker

shit + licker = slicker
your a right slicker
your a right shit licker
by Xean5 April 26, 2010
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