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sleep drive

The instinctual desire of your body to sleep above any other activity. This is recognised most easily when lying next to a horny, ambitious and less sleepy partner. However, it is sometimes experienced among bored master-baters and in this case, it's time to rethink one's life.
As I get older, my sex drive is the same...it's just that my sleep drive has gone up.
by J Mango July 5, 2016
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Sans sleep

A sans sleep is where someone will sleep until woken up or is needed for anything. I choose to say "Sans Sleep" because Sans the Skeleton from a game and some videos mainly sleeps! Although it depends on which sans you look at but I mean the Classic!Sans. He is always sleeping in stead of doing what he is supposed to do which is watch for humans!
Sister (Texting me) : Hey whats up?

Me (Texting my sister): Nothing wby

Sister (Texting me): You should probably get some rest we will have to wake up early tomorrow.

Me (Texting my sister) Im sorry what did you say? I couldn't understand you.

My sister (texting me): Wdym you couldn't understand me? I said you should probably get some rest.

Me (Texting my sister): "Rest?" What's rest?

Sister (Texting me): You know when you sleep? Yeah its that just in a different form of wording.

(Me slamming my sisters door open)

Me: HOW DARE YOU SAY ITS SLEEP! EXCUSE ME ACCORDING TO SANS ITS A SANS SNOOZE OR SLEEP!

Sister: First of all be quiet mom is sleeping and second... HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?! YOU NEVER EVEN TOLD ME ABOUT SANS! WHO IS SANS?!

And yeah that's why I say Sans snooze or sans sleep instead of normal sleep or rest!
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Sleep stupid

Incoherent utterings after being awakened from a nap or sound sleep. The inability to process lucid thought due to sleepiness or altered states of consciousness.
I'll tell you how the movie ends tomorrow, you're so sleep stupid right now the ending won't make any sense.
by tcjohnson May 2, 2012
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Sleep Gasmed

verb 'to sleep gasm'

The Orgasm in which a woman experiences without no physical aspects, such as touching herself in her sleep, someone touching her in her sleep, or the covers rubbing on her in her sleep.
Tash Sleep gasmed AGAIN, i feel sorry for the kid sleeping next to her...
by Ricky Dean September 1, 2009
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netflix and sleep

Netflix and Chill for married couples, see also married netflix and chill
H: Do you want to netflix and chill in bed?
W: I want to netflix and sleep, dear husband.
by hazelnutbiscotti June 27, 2018
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Sleep Fagalysis

A gay man/woman that wishes they could get with a straight man/woman so much, that they begin to see images of that person in their rooms at night, hoping for sexual advancements. Typically occurs before falling asleep or after waking up.
I wish I could get with bob so much that I had another episode of sleep fagalysis last night.
by Twightman May 9, 2014
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Sleep Mode

When you have nothing really important to do, so you temporarily shut down your brain and daydream, a bit like a computer.
Brian: What's wrong?
Zach: Ugh, Will was totally in sleep mode during my presentation. IT WAS IMPORTANT!
Brian: LOL.
Zach: Shut up, you dick.
by definebird August 8, 2017
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