Skunk

The act of farting on a penis during anal sex.

After I stuck it in the wrong hole, she skunked me in revenge.

by Dick Baby December 1, 2011

spunkshwey

That thing women do in pornographic films when the men finish on their faces and they play with it all weird and obsessively and eventually end up swallowing it.

I watched a sweet porn vid last night, there was an extra long spunkshwey scene at the end, it was almost too much, borderline gross.

by Rangton June 1, 2016

skunk funk

The lavish aroma of smegma (a cheesy substance beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis).

In exaggerated cases, the odor of the "skunk funk" can be life threatening due to bacteria from a yeast infection(which has symptoms that include redness, swelling, and a pasty discharge).

1.
Girl(1):so how was it last night with Ryan?
Girl(2): eh, I'd rather not talk about it...
Girl(1): why, whats wrong?
Girl(2): after going down on Ryan i...
Girl(1):you what?
Girl(2): I ended up with the worst case of skunk funk breath!
Girl(1): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

2. "doctor i think i might need some antibiotical cream for my skunk funk..its really putting a damper on my sex life"

by roo bear! June 19, 2006

skunk faced

when your face looks particularly bad and it looks so nasty and stank looking.

Yo ass look so skunk faced right now, I dont even think rashon will mess with yo ass anymo

by Tashawn Webber October 14, 2009

skunk cat

A person who farts all over the place and then "claws" you with their talon toenails.

OMG! I just got attacked by a skunk cat!

by lovelikeamanda December 11, 2011

skunk beer

A piss poor quality beer that tastes like shit

John reached for the Pabst Blue ribbon not realizing it was skunk beer

by Redrockmen September 15, 2016

Skunk

A term used for when something is bullsh*t or just sucks in general.

"Yo dude my girlfriend just dumped me."
"Aye bro that shit is skunk"

by Gooseboi8 December 12, 2016