Avocado sized mf

A small baby in the womb

This avocado sized mf is kicking my ass today

by Spicy bisss October 13, 2020

size Queen

A woman who only fucks well hung guys. Often will tell you the size of cocks she's had and size your cock up in terms of how it fits in. That's a size Queen.

Nicole was a true size Queen. On our first date, we fucked in the back of my car and she compleimented my 7x6 inch cock. At the same time she sized my cock up against the cocks she had and indicated their lengths and thicknesses using her arm. Despite being above average, she made me feel small compared to the 8-9 and even 10 inch cocks she had.

by kam75xx May 16, 2025

Taylor sized

A thing that is very small compared to other people’s things/ PPs

Guy 1: I went to the store and got you some Taylor sized pens
Guy 2: what do you mean Taylor sized pens

Guy 1: they are only a cm long

by Taylor’s friend June 11, 2019

Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman

Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir

by D4L3 July 21, 2022

FUN SIZE

A way to describe a small penis. Usually around 4 Inches not tiny but definitely below average

Beth: I finally had sex with with Ron

Debbie: did he have a big dick?

Beth: no he had a little fun size dick

Debbie: I'm sorry 😞

by Size is everything September 19, 2021

Size Tester

A size tester is a guy or girl who is used is used to show the different sizes of dildos.

Friend: “you're the equivalent of a cheap hooker”
You: “That's too bad because you're most definitely a Size Tester

by User173842066669 January 1, 2023

dinosaur size

Dinosaur size is reffering to how big dinosaurs are, which is usually pretty big, except comsognathus or microraptor.

That pizza is dinosaur size!

by Dictiodude May 5, 2018