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Pocket-Sized Cock Tease

A pocket-sized cock tease, also referred to as a PSCT, refers to the younger counterpart of a relationship involving an older male and a younger female. The PSCT is very small, no more than 5' 3", and has the tendency to look like a rodent. Because they reside in your friend's pants, they believe that makes them your friend. They are wrong.
"Did you see the way Megan was sexing him up?"
"God, she's such a pocket-sized cock tease."
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Pocket Sized

A small and/or short female.
Dude, look at the little short girl Addie, she's so like.... pocket sized.
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Pint Sized 

Pronunciation: \ˈpīnt-ˌsīz\
Function: adjective
Date:1936

Adj. 1. pint-sized - well below average height
pint-size, runty, sawed-off, sawn-off
jargon, lingo, patois, argot, vernacular, slang for someone's woman
pint-sized
adjective (Informal) small, little, tiny, wee, pocket-sized, miniature, diminutive, midget, teeny-weeny, teensy-weensy, pygmy or pigmy
"she's so little she's pint sized"

my sized bitch 

A bitch who has one or more of these traits:
1. Steals all her boyfriend's money
2. Hates everyone, but expects everyone to like her anyways
3. Very stuck up
4. Displeasing to the entire female population (this includes animals) and emits a rancid odor detectable by most
5. Gets her boyfriend way too whipped

Abbreviated: MSB
Alicia and Bethany are my sized bitches. I feel sorry for Ben and Nathan (respectively).

and

I contain no MSB
my sized bitch by Mr. Tap July 13, 2004

Rasputin sized

adj.) when your dick is the size of Rasputin (aka 13 inch)
Hey baby my cock is Rasputin sized!

The dude I did last night had a Rasputin sized penis!
Sizerp is cough syrup and vodka mixed togther. YUMMY YUMMY
Robotussin and Skyy Blu, Tylonal and Chrystal, Motrin and Brewsky, etc.
sizerp by pseudonym June 19, 2005
A person that looks at other peoples genitals to compare with their own or others
Dude, why do you keep staring at my dick? Your suck a sizer!
sizer by jigjuggla May 25, 2015