speaker

one who administers a blow job while trying to talk dirty but upon realizing that her male partner couldn't understand her she shut her ass up and sucked like there was no tomorrow!

Dude, that Candy last night was a speaker, next time I aint payin for no damn speakers.

by Jigger Phelps March 11, 2005

leet speak

something for sad fucks who want to swear in chatrooms or just annoy you.

( ) /\/\ 6 ( ) /\/\ 6
ooownedd
hahahaaa
ppwnned pwwneddedppwnwnnn
what the fuck am i saying?
im a sad fuck!

by rathsangatas drink November 30, 2004

Cunt speak

basically when sum1s talking bs or sayin sum dumbass stuff ;; bein fake, etc.

yesterday michelle told me u fucked her bf

pshh..the only thing that ever comes outta that chicks mouth is cunt speak

by NO-BITCH-ASS-NESS December 29, 2008

Chat-Speak

Chat speak is largely used on the internet, in text messages, in notes passed in class, and sometimes in spoken speech. In its most basic essence, chat speak is a thorough mutilation of the English language, created by teenagers who refuse to learn said language.

Beware of chat speak users. If a person is too lazy to learn the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma." and "lets eat grandma" they are probably too lazy to understand that it is wrong to actually eat one's grandmother.

Two examples of chat-speak are:

why cant we just all start singing the world would be so much funnier if people just started singing

VS.

Why can't we all just start singing? The world would be so much more entertaining if people just started singing.

& (used above)

lets eat grandma

VS.

Let's eat, Grandma.

by Misty Robinson November 11, 2010

so to speak

Follows a statement or phrase, usually to insinuate or indicate sexual innuendo.

Brian likes to do it both ways...so to speak.

Gregory packed a hot lunch today...so to speak.

Alan likes a little duck butter on his kielbasa...so to speak.

by M. Mitchell February 4, 2004

baby speak

Used mostly by cooing peers (anyone older than the person in question)

Also

Used by mature people to talk to other mature people (*cough* mature, yeh right *cough*) but talking like young children

1. "Hello, widdle widdle baby!" "Ooo! You so cute! Yes you are! Yes you are"

2. "Yeah! So nnnnn" "No no no waaa" etc etc

by Edmund Townend May 14, 2005

sidearse

nickname for anyone whose surname is 'sidebottom'. Sidearses usually act like total bastards, who enjoy wanking off over old men and little children.

ewwwwwww, that dirty sidearse is havin' a jizzy wank over those kids!

by ginner91 May 29, 2007