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Shitty bean

A jelly bean that has been placed in the anus and gathered pieces of poo to gain flavour
'My favourite flavour jelly bean is the shitty bean'
'Would you like some of my shitty beans-there homemade'
by Callijames April 24, 2018
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shitty creampie

A slang word usually used in porn for a internal cumshot, or creampie, in the anus.
Man: "Oh man dude, I have Jessica a huge shitty creampie!"

Other man: "Nice!"
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shitty creampie

A slang term for a internal cumshot, or creampie, inside of one's own anus; usually used in pornographic film.
Man: "Oh man, I gave Jessica a huge shitty creampie, she won't be able to walk for a whole day!"
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shittyism

The bastard cousin of sarcasm. Probably the incestuous brother in law of irony.
It's like sarcasm but for sharp shitty comments that prey-on or highlight-a subject's precarious situation or characteristic.

Shittyism is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting mockery or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". Shittyism may not employ ambivalence, it goes straight to the point where it hurts. The only ironic thing here might be the subject's situation, though not necessarily. Even Wikipedia says so.
Ex. 1: "Are you okay mate? How's that gaping wound and the sword protruding from your back coming along? Don't worry, you look like a million fucking bucks."

"I didn't know you had taken shittyism 101 with professor Sheiße PhD"

Ex. 2: “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

Ex. 3: "What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"What do you mean, an african or european swallow?"
by wndarun April 5, 2018
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shitty beef

Where a situation is terrible for anyone involved.
Brad: So the cops came and everyone was underage...
Tom: that’s some shitty beef man..
by Geigs33 June 13, 2018
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Shitty good

When your life kinda sucks, but you're not dead or hooked on crack.
Alejandro: "Hey rice, how have you been buddy?"
Rice: "Eeehhh... I just got fired from work but the doc says I dont have colon cancer after all... Guess I'm doin' shitty good"
by Rice brocoin May 28, 2018
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