The terror of when he comes into your room at night and you have a weapon on the bedside table. As stupid as your friend is, he decided to prank you at 2:00 AM in the morning. So, unknowingly, you shoot the ‘clown’ in the face. Your friend then yells “PINK COWS” as he screams in pain.
ONE HOUR LATER...
Your in the emergency room sitting next to your best friend in bed on a dirty bench. The dude next to you looks looks like he had just came out of a sewer.
He looks like he has been dropped SEVERAL times on the head. You are so disappointed in your self that you shot your friend in the face. Later that night you do the same thing to yourself.
ONE YEAR LATER...
You and your friend are now ‘twins’ with bullet holes in your faces. As you walk in the park, you see that stinky man getting married to a HUGE tree
ONE HOUR LATER...
Your in the emergency room sitting next to your best friend in bed on a dirty bench. The dude next to you looks looks like he had just came out of a sewer.
He looks like he has been dropped SEVERAL times on the head. You are so disappointed in your self that you shot your friend in the face. Later that night you do the same thing to yourself.
ONE YEAR LATER...
You and your friend are now ‘twins’ with bullet holes in your faces. As you walk in the park, you see that stinky man getting married to a HUGE tree
by Trucdhcfjcg January 10, 2018
Get the shooting a clownmug. by Vampjojo6 July 9, 2022
Get the Shooting buckmug. by fsafdjkljoidjjiojqwj111223344 December 29, 2021
Get the Shoot farmug. D1: To be able to give extremely good female oral sex.
D2: To be able to fold your tongue into a taco shape and spit a seed or "Shoot the seed"
D2: To be able to fold your tongue into a taco shape and spit a seed or "Shoot the seed"
E1:After having spent all his life on a farm, John Colbert was really good with the ladies.
They all knew he could really Shoot the seed.
E2: John could also plant a garden in 1 minute, by shooting seeds.
(if John Colbert reads this,
"you have to pretend to Shoot the seed
on the Colbert Report... pretty please")
They all knew he could really Shoot the seed.
E2: John could also plant a garden in 1 minute, by shooting seeds.
(if John Colbert reads this,
"you have to pretend to Shoot the seed
on the Colbert Report... pretty please")
by Kai.Packard January 18, 2011
Get the Shoot the Seedmug. A stupidass MF who thought that his name was both ironic and funny when it's actually the most retarded thing anyone in the world has ever seen.
by BaconAndTurtles April 28, 2017
Get the doughnut-shootmug. When during a mfm threeway with the girl riding on top, and she starts to orgasm tilting her head back letting out screams of delight (as in crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to choke and cough.
Dude, the other night with Mandy, she was was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get to her to quiet down.
by Lahist March 7, 2023
Get the Shoot the roostermug. Same as 'riding the rapids'; when a chick squirts while you're fucking her pussy, you ram your cock in deeper to make her squirt harder.
by xurdy999 December 2, 2015
Get the shooting the rapidsmug.