shlong diddly

A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny

Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”

by M4DL4DS February 8, 2021

Shlong

Shlong: an abnormally large or long penis. Usually around the length of 100 to 300 cm

Man, I got dicked down by Dave's huge shlong the other day. I’d say it had to be at least 200 cm!

by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 11, 2021

Shlong

Big type of penis

He has a big shlong

by Factslegend March 29, 2021

shlong

haha sprim go brrrrrr scrrrrrrr.

yo you wanna see my shlong?
i bet mine is bigger.

by big man shlong April 11, 2021

Scoon

its a scoon man

OG Bdard. what the fuck is a scoon
me. its a scoon, man

by anonymous April 16, 2021

Scoon

Its a scoon man

OG Bdard. what the fuck is a scoon
Me. its a scoon man

by KingRaccoonVIII April 16, 2021

Shlong

A shlong is a boner the will not go away and is there for eternal life

Oh dude he has a shlong!!

by Slayinchrome May 22, 2021