Second-Person Theory

The second person theory is the theory that, in almost all circumstances, the perpetrator in a crime based television show is the second introduced character in the episode. They are typically introduced after or just prior to the first lead and suspect. Holds true at least 90% of the time.

Refer to any episode of any crime show ever.

<dude 1> "They did it."
<dude 2> "What, how do you know that?"
<dude 1> "Second-Person Theory.

by Extracting December 1, 2013

Krillo-second

It is a time measurement, which is highly context depended.

He came inside me in just a krillo-second
It took only a krillo-second to walk 10 miles

by Mr. Awesome Time Stuff December 17, 2013

10 second crush

10 second crush:
i) is a crush that you have for a very short amount of time and get over them very quickly
ii) a CRUSH you have as a last solution and if someone better looking came you wouldn't pay attention to them anymore

For meaning 1
Person 1: I heard Dylan is back on the market

Person 2: I don't like him anymore he was just a 10 second crush

For meaning 2
Person 1: Do you still like Marie ?
Person 2: Nah, I mean haven't you seen Hellen?

by KyM July 25, 2015

Second Drunk

When you've been day drinking, take a short break and then start drinking again on into the night.

You: dude, I'm glad I sobered up, I'm starting on my second drunk of the day.

by HoneyDH October 22, 2015

Second First Kiss

When someone puts their lips on your private for the first time

Danone: have you had your first kiss yet?
Ian: yeah, and I've had my second first kiss too *wink*
Danone: *gags*

by Erinmnoah May 27, 2016

Second flush

When you have to flush the toilet twice because all of your shit didn't go down or some of it came back up when the bowl filled back up

Because of all the wine I drank last night my first shit required a second flush

by AUWFT September 17, 2016

second industrial revolution

It's a time where America really started to compete with other countries in order to become more powerful. It is also where America started to get towns like Oil City and the western part of the United States.

Donald Trump didn't make America great again. The second industrial revolution did.

by One little hellian March 10, 2017