settle down

verb. seh-tul down - 1) to stop knocking some one's fork on the floor especially at a cracker barrel. 2) to stop laughing uncontrollably to the point of endangering people within the area.

"Colleen will you please settle down. My fork has hit the ground 6 times already!"

by Xwhite chocolateX January 9, 2010

Settler

The girl that is the easy, last resort fuck at the bar or party. You go around the party trying to hook up with some real hot chicks that you haven't had sex with yet and if you can't get them to come back to your place tonight you always have the settler to fall back on because you know she is always down to get slammed.

Jon: Amanda is the settler tonight. She's such a slampig.
Ed: What's a settler?
Jon: Well if you can't bring any other slut back you gotta settle for her.

by lunchboxx10 August 1, 2010

settled down

To settle down is to stop being a fuck boy or fuck girl and getting your shit together by taking the next serious step in a relationship

Pepe and Maria have settled down with each other and are now in a serious relationships

by Llamalover6968 October 4, 2016

settler

Used in New Orleans to mean an older male or female love interest. Usually males use it to refer to women 5 or more years older than themselves.

I went to Harrahs last night and picked up on a settler. She divorced, a nurse at Tulane, and she fine as a broad out the Nolia.

by Mr. 225 August 4, 2008

snattler

300 pound women that over eat daily, and have more hair on their chest and chin than they do on their twat area.

Snattler may Also Mean: when a girl bleeds into a 64 ounce AM/PM soda and a 600 pound homo drinks it and then shares with his boyfriend then spreads some on a dildo and bangs their ear drum out and then licks it and sucks down his own ear drum, then shits it and and reswallows it. Reshits it out, puts it on a persons meal at dennys 4 years later and that person eats it, shits it out and takes it and uses it for sexual pleasure.

Marie is a complete snattler, that I cannot even dare to look at her chin.

by Devin Diggler January 29, 2004

settle pettle

wen an awesomely awesome person says settle, they add pettle 2 make it sound even better!!!

wow! calm down, settle pettle

by noodle luver March 15, 2008

White Settlement

Dried up love juice (a.k.a semen)

Friend 1: "Where yo and yo girl in my bed?!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, why?"
Friend 1: "YO COULD HAVE CHANGE THE SHEETS!! THIS MORNING I ROLLED OVER IN YO WHITE SETTLEMENT"

by Joe Rosiak June 9, 2005