Pork Scratchings

Means you’re running low on money, or have no money to do anything when it comes to going out with your mates
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday

Friend; “come out with the boys tonight for a few pints”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”

by Madferit🍋 October 29, 2023

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A gentleman's scratch

"A gentleman's scratch" is when you have an itchy bumhole and you fart at just the right capacity to simultaneously release gas and itch your bumhole within the same manoeuvre

"i preformed A gentleman's scratch to itch my bumhole in bed last night"

by ScottyFxckinT August 16, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

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scratch

Scratch is a coding website with an extremely strict filter due to the population being mainly 8-year olds.

"Hey, bro, whatchu doing?"
"I'm on Scratch"
"Ew that site is for little kids"
"Ok, well if you have the chance find my profile. The username's griffpatch, I have coded extremely advanced platformers, multiplayer games, and more. But I guess I'm just a little kid."

by lavendersnail February 8, 2023

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