Itchy and Scratchy

A fun name for a man’s ballsack

“You kicked me right in Itchy and Scratchy!”

by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020

scractch

Means money. The mint prints the shit. Chairmen of the fed controls it

Got to get that scractch. How much scratch you got?

by B-dub (refers to my age) November 17, 2005

Scratch-off

1. Males (usually teens) may sometimes develop moles on their genitalia. Prompting them to scratch off the uncomfortable "growth spurt." Therefore many boys refer to these moles as "Scratch-offs."
2. There have been many instances when thugs have stolen cars by scratching off the film around the windows. This is a technique specifcally used on Black Camaros and has become known, quite fittingly, as a "Scratch-off."
3. A specific type of lottery known as a "Scratch-off" requires you to scratch off plastic in order to reveal your prize. Many people use coins so that the plastic does not become stuck under their fingernails.

1.

Thomas: Enrique! Last night while getting a BJ my girl found the grossest Scratch-off!
Enrique: Dude, that's gross as heck man. Why am I still friends with you...?
2. Yo, last night a couple of the guys from the bar totally pulled a Scratch-off on Bill Gates' car!
3. Hey, you're 18, let's go buy a Scratch-off!

by Andre Feinman July 24, 2017

Scratch Warrior Cats

A part of the site on the website scratch.mit.edu with some of the weirdest people. Every OC there looks the same, as if they use a template, or copy original artwork, and they make clans that no one understands. Some examples of popular ones are DaisyKitty, FunkyFunny, rainbxw_cloudz, MinecraftKitten2, --CappuccinoCat--, Wolf-scar etc.

Scratcher 1: Alright, let's log on to Scratch.

Scratch Warrior Cat: *comments on profile* Hey! Wanna join my very cool cat clan uwu owo x3

Scratcher 1: Uh...

Scratch Warrior Cat 2: Cmon, join the electri clan X3!

Scratcher 1: Can you leave me the fuck alone?

Scratcher 2: It seems you have ran into some Scratch Warrior Cats. Just try to ignore them, K?

Scratcher 1: Will do...

by fuckinghatemylife August 31, 2021

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

A maxim of local politics.

I need this paving contract, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

by Bearinwoods, P.E. July 15, 2003

Scratch

1) An effeminate acting gay male.
2) A 'girly guy' or drama queen.

Christ, that male flight attendant is such a fucking scratch. He couldn't act more gay if he tried! Everytime he ssssaysss a ssentensse his ss's sound like he has a huge cock bitch-slapping the left side of his mouth.

by Mark2910 April 17, 2008

ball scratching

What a Pakistani cricketer does and thinks its parts of the rules when playing Cricket, when it is clearly against the rules of Cricket.

Past notorious cheats of cricket include:

Mohammed Asif (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shoaib Akhtar (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shahid Afridi (ball scratching)

Aussie: Hey paki why u ball scratching?

Paki: Its part of the rules, cricket jihad handbook. This is how we won T20 World cup.

by AussieOyeOye February 1, 2010