scooter

1: noun - A small 2-wheeled motor vehicle, usually with a single cylider engine of 250cc or less. Most often ridden by nerds, chicks and biker wannabes, scooters are excellent transportation around small towns, campgrounds and trailer parks, but are unsafe on public highways as they can seldom move faster than the average dog.

2. noun/slang - When used by dedicated biker refer to their large motorcycles, 1000cc or bigger, such as Harleys, Goldwings, Ventures, Boss Hoss etc...but not usually race bikes (see Crotch Rocket)

1. Hey, Muffy, let's ride our scooters over to the ice cream shop.
2. "No, man, I ain't havin' more than 5 or 6 beers....I got the scooter tonight."

by oldtigercub March 21, 2011

Scooter Bops

A magical item that no one will ever have the decency to comprehend.
-n- the most desireable item on ones mind in a moment of thought.

Hey pal, did you get any scooter bops with that slut last night?

by KillaKr3w22 July 31, 2011

Scooter Beaver

Girls going commando with short skirts on Vespas... usually seen at stop lights.

"We spotted some scooter beaver while waiting at a stop light on Via Salaria."

"Thats one thing I miss about our trip to Rome - The random scooter beaver sightings."

"When she was airing out the clam on her Vespa, there was a bit of scooter beaver going on."

by ItalySpotter September 6, 2011

Stouter

The term "stouter" often refers to a group/collab of DJ's who brag about their mid-range DJ equipment and produce basic drum beat loops with FL Studio.

Often known as a Stouter Squad.

Raymond: You guys are the biggest stouter crew I know.

Cornwall: Nah man we just love da bass. Pioneer 4 lief! <3

by Updesh, the Creator September 19, 2011

Scooterbutt

A form of male gossip

Jason: "Did you hear that Sarah gave Damien head?"
Vaughn: "Stop spreading scooterbutt!"

by another_pomme April 6, 2012

Scoutrageous

"Scoutrageous" - Referring to or imitating the wild, crazy, spontaneous and random antics of Miss Scout Taylor-Compton; Referring to any of her character roles in commercials, television and motion pictures.

OMG, I would have never thought to pair those vintage boots with an outfit like that. That's Scoutrageous!

Dude, is that a new tattoo? That's so Scoutrageous!

Awesome Manson poster! Its just like in H2. Very Scoutrageous.

by Silly_Head January 24, 2013

scootermobile

Motorcycle. Typically a sports bike.

Wow!!! That's a super fast scootermobile!

by LadyBug2009 September 27, 2013