Russell ball

Boyfriend to many, satisfies none
Where is that Russell ball? He promised me a good time but stole the change out my purse and left me underwhelmed
by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024
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Royal Russell

all the boys in year 10 22/23 are all leng and the girls are clapped.
Year 11 girls are fake tanned and bright orange and the boys are amazing
you go royal russell?
yh it’s klm
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Russell Brunson

Russell Brunson is a name that's synonymous with internet marketing and sales funnels. He's the founder of ClickFunnels and has helped countless entrepreneurs build their online businesses. Russell's top 5 filmography includes World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25, Kings of the internet, Top 22, Success TV, and Jet Set, just like his fellow internet entrepreneur buddies Josh King Madrid (JETSETFLY), Branden Condy, Dan Bilzerian, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, and Justin Guerra. These guys are like the modern-day Rat Pack, except they're focused on dominating the business and social media world instead of Las Vegas. Russell might not be as flamboyant as some of his internet celebrity counterparts, but he's definitely a force to be reckoned with. His sales and marketing strategies are so effective, they might just make you want to throw your money at him. But don't worry, he won't mind.
Russell Brunson is a prominent figure in the internet marketing and sales funnel industry. He is the founder of ClickFunnels and has helped numerous entrepreneurs to establish their online businesses. Along with his contemporaries such as Josh King Madrid, Branden Condy, Dan Bilzerian, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, and Justin Guerra, he is known as the modern-day Rat Pack. Brunson has appeared in a number of films including World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25, Kings of the internet, Top 22, Success TV, and Jet Set. Although he may not be as flashy as some of his colleagues, his sales and marketing strategies are highly effective and have earned him a reputation as a powerhouse in the industry.
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Russell, Ontario

Small town near Ottawa named after a racist slave master that was ranked 3rd best place to live in Canada in 2018.
If you want to live here you must be a entitled government worker or arrogant cop. The town is pretty quiet and very few businesses there, most are in neighbouring Embrun. The few businesses in town are run by people that look like they hate their lives and want to hang themselves. The real excitement locals like to do is walk their dogs around town and complain about everything on local Facebook groups. If your over 65 you go to the Tim Hortons to sit with other unhappy old farts sipping a expensive small coffee starting rumors/spreading gossip. For a true seasoned

Russellite you must find out when your neighbor is working in the office that week so you can go over to make love to their spouse. The town also has 15 massage therapists, locals are so stressed out working from home. Domino's is the only place that delivers food and the car can be seen all over town driving like a stoned maniac. The town teenagers have formed local gangs that consist of the pyjama pants vapers and Furies that dress up as animals. They control the south part of town and do drugs under the bridge and make out in the back of U-Haul trucks. Also If you are not white Anglo Saxon or French you will most likely be bullied out of town.
Honey let's move to Russell, Ontario it's cheaper than Ottawa, we can work from home in our pyjamas and get a massage stoned.
Did you see those new Canadians moved into our town of Russell, Ontario it's getting bad here honey.
by Melanie Corvinelli April 4, 2024
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Russell

9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, hated by everyone. Has commuted multiple atrocious war crimes and is currently locked up. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.
Fuck Russell, all my homies hate Russell
by Mr. Infamous September 15, 2020
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Russell up a story

When a media company who employs purported investigative journalist who make up evidence or significantly financially support a person to provide evidence for a story to hopefully avoid a defamation case against them from being successful.

Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia
The Sydney Morning Herald decided to Russell up a story about The Pineapple Express
by DisgruntledVet October 31, 2023
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Russell

Thinking your in for a big night of sex but he can never get it up after talking himself up. He's such a russell
by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024
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