Rubber Lover Glover

It basically means a "condom."

A: Do you need a condom?
B: Sorry, I'm not a rubber lover glover.

by PointTH June 17, 2017

Ride the Rubber Rail

To be penetrated by a strap on.

I used to ride meat dicks but got tired of dealing with the men attached to them. Now I just ride the rubber rail.

by aeron_chairgaryen January 11, 2023

Rubber Duck

1) A guy that puts on a condom before sex while riding on top of a train that is moving through a low clearing. He must use a "rubber", and he must "duck" in order to stay safe.

"I wish Ezekial wasn't such a pussy. He never takes unnecessary risks, and on our way to Florida he insisted on being a rubber duck. At least he kept his heads safe."

by ThatGuyWhoWroteSomething October 21, 2009

Rubber City Rocker

Sex Term. Describes that act of fucking a pregnant women, punching her in the lower spine so that her body stiffens, then rocking her on her belly: similar to a see-saw. Most often performed in Akron, OH, hence "Rubber City."

She pissed me off, so I pulled a Rubber City Rocker.

by frankdtank October 9, 2008

rubber chicken dance

When you go to a corporate function (like your holiday party) and you get served the obligatory rubber chicken.

"Dude, you going to the office bash tonight?"
"Hell no, man, I don't need another rubber chicken dance!"

by Geoff Lilley December 8, 2006

Rubber Glove Love

When you bring back a bird to your house only to find that you have run out of c*ndoms and the only thing you can find in the house as an emergency alternative are your mothers rubber washing up kitchen gloves.

My mum felt a strange wet sensation when she tried on her washing up gloves yesterday. I had done a rubber glove love session in them.

by The Smart Ass June 29, 2015

bloody rubber slap

while fucking you get blood on the condom and you take it off and slap the girl in the face

dude i bloody rubber slapped this bitch last night.

by k king bitch April 26, 2008