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rooster up

Polite derivative of cock up, also serving to portray the usually important figures in question as bardyard animals.
The election was a complete rooster up.
by zmp February 10, 2005
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Rowster

A rowster is a man who has had an operation to remove several ribs for the sole purpose of sucking his own nob.

Metaphorically speaking, a rowster can be anyone who drools over themslves or is constantly sucking themselves off in one way or another.
(1)Hey girlies you wanna check out this rowster porn film, the guy in it can go down on himself!

(2)

dude 1- "I can't stick that egotistical prick, man he's a proper sucker for himself"
dude2- "yeah, the guy's a proper rowster !"
by don138 June 12, 2009
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rosterpating

overly obsessing in a non appropriate way about your fantasy football draft team.
rob: hey let's go out.

mike: nah ill be rosterpating to my draft picks tonight.
by a.r 77 September 16, 2010
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rooster-nester

a person who will naturally adapt to any social condition, however injurious to humanity, in order to eat and reproduce.
I never called you a chicken, I called you a rooster-nester: it's not so much that you're a coward as that you don't have your priorities straight.
by ozmatic July 22, 2011
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rooster stopper

Synonym for cock-blocker that is acceptable for broadcast TV.
Ross: "I was about to ask out that model when Joey walked up and rooster stopped me."
Chandler: "Could he BE anymore of a rooster stopper?"
by FriendsFan69 July 26, 2011
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Rooster Smashing

Also called Rooster Slamming, A popular southern sport in which athletes compete in smashing a rooster in the most creative way possible.

The act of smashing a rooster until it is unrecognizable.
Cris Collinsworth - Last time we saw Kerri Leahy, He used a rooster to smash another rooster. Brilliantly done.

Ron Jaworski - Thats why he is the Rooster Smashing Champion Cris.
by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011
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Rooster Stomped

While using a sniper in Call of Duty, You run and Halo jump then shove the barrel into the opponent to where its impossible to miss the shot.
Screw quick scoping, that noob just got rooster stomped!
by ndpendent November 5, 2011
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