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river pig

A very obese woman. Usually travel in herds.
A herd of river pigs were seen feeding at a local Arbys.

Smothers almost went home with a river pig one time.
by J Clark June 23, 2006
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hold back the river

The feeling, specifically after eating spicy food and When you know you have a really big shit coming, but you're nowhere near a bathroom and you have to fight desperately to keep it in. These shits tend to be very liquid, hence the referral to a "River".
Person 1: Man, remeber when we left the James Bay concert and then went for Indian?

Person 2: Yeah, why?

Person 1: Cause i had to really hold back the river until i got home, and when i let it go, it got ugly. I don't think my wife was able to go into our bathroom for the next 3 days.

Person 2: Cheers.
by holdingbackthings January 25, 2016
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River

Apathetic towards others. Rather be alone thinking than with a bunch of other people. People think that something's wrong but there really isn't. Quiet and soft spoken.
Jill: Hey, what's wrong with Michael? Is he having a bad day?

John: Naw, he's just being River. It's a natural thing..
by Poon Daddiiiiiiii July 26, 2009
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Riverdale High School

A high school located in Fort Myers Florida. It is a "c" average school, which means the students here are uneducated and the only reason they are passing (barely) is because the teachers are just as stupid. The students consist of ignorant rednecks, hill billies, stuck up IB kids, and the ocasional ghetto crowd. The principal rarely leaves his office and gives far too much credit to the football team. The band is shrinking daily, and the over populated ROTC program is giving most of the stupid rednecks a Nazi-like appearance. There have been numerous deaths and murders, mostly because the school is located by undeveloped redneck infested farmland, because of that the students have way too much acess to guns and various drugs. The parking lot is filled with shitty trucks that most of the hicks there use as a status symbol, nearly all IB kids cant drive for their lives because they are losing common sense by the minute and think they know everything already. The only good departments are foreign language, and the arts. Otherwise not the best of schools.
"Any open minded civilized person with common sense could achieve a lot through Riverdale High School, too bad nobody such as that goes there....."
by T.J.A.E.3 May 8, 2010
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river nigger

a nigger that lives by the river. See INDIAN.
daniel norton AKA ASS RAMMER is a river nigger
by Colby mattie January 13, 2008
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Riverside

Riverside, CA is a city in SoCal, south of LA and north of San Diego. It's near beaches, deserts, mountains, lakes, rivers, and much more.

Riverside, despite all that is sad abt it, isn't a bad place. Sure it use to have a lot of gangs / poverty back in the day but now it is a safe place and an amazing place to raise a family. The only bad part in riverside in my opinion is downtown and the Indiana area (by the railroad). The nicest area in my area is Overlook where houses sell for millions. The best place to raise a middle class family in riverside is woodcrest. Woodcrest is a pretty new area and is a safe place. Honestly every city has their good and bad characteristics and riverside just gets put down because of how bad some parts of it can be. But all together this city is an amazing place filled w rich history, tons of diversity, and good people who are kind and fun! The people you meet here always stay in touch w you even years after you move away and honestly people only move away from here because of work / family otherwise many people who were born here stay

Riverside gets it's name from being next to the Santa Ana river. Riverside always has weather ranging from 90-117 degrees as the high during the summer and 40-70 degrees as the high during the winter.

Riverside is home to many well known places and people such as Bobby Bonds, Jeff Soto, the Mission inn, Mt. Roubidox, and the California historic park.
P1: I was born and raised in riverside and I love it so much that I'm never moving!

P2: wow no wonder you're so nice you're from Riverside!!!!
by Riversidelova June 21, 2017
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Mekong River

violent, explosive diarreah after eating vietnamese food. is usually red and feels like you are shitting razor blades.
get me to a fucking bathroom NOW. Mekong River is about to flow!
by wreckage February 10, 2003
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