Asshole Reading

"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.

Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."

by UnknownPersonell February 7, 2024

daniel read

An escaped dwarf from the region of lord of the rings. Can easily identify him with painting on his feet, legs, toes. Is mostly intoxicated.

Wow is that Daniel Read? Yeah the guy from Lord of the rings.

by Popenahitsreallycade October 9, 2013

read

reading is communicating knowledge, reciting or like looking

get rick rolled (read first letter of each word)

by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj June 5, 2021

Beach Read

A literary novel that is deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach read takes the pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.

The Beach Read is the perfect novel to accompany one during the holiday to the beach.

by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022

kayleigh read

A living breathing wax museum...pores are actually makeup foundation. Booty and Boobs are really🎈

I think I want to buy some more makeup.
You mean some Kayleigh Read?

by D_conatser27 May 18, 2016

reading assignment

Something that teachers assign nearly every night. Students don't usually give a crap and read the assigned material, only to be in shock when there's a quiz on it the next day. On Rate My Professors, they can easily be denoted if they have the Get Ready to Read tag.

I heard our new teacher's a really tough grader. He puts out reading assignments every class and ends up quizzing you on it the next day.

by The Real Driller November 19, 2023

James Reade

Tall man, very seggsy, sucks big tiny dick

Oh no, James Reade is suckin dick again! He is good at it though

by Lê Masturbator November 11, 2020