quadtard

An operator of a four wheeled Off-Highway Vehicle.
These operators can be recognised by the following traits:

-Only ventures out to the local OHV or track once or twice a year?

-Forgets to bring fuel, water and food for your day of ‘riding’?

-Timeshares the ATC or quad?

-Screams at or chases the rider who won’t relinquish the ATC or quad when his/her time is complete?

-Shares a helmet?

-Argues over the ‘glove’?

-Attempts to ‘roost’ and then look back to see how much dust you’ve managed to kick up?

-Never operates out of eyesight of the campgrounds?

-Drives their mom’s Isuzu pickup with the ATC or quad loaded vertically on its rear tires and seat?

-Uses clothesline instead of tie-downs?

-Drinks alcohol while operating their vehicle.

-Leaves trash behind.

-Ruins trails.

Tom: Hey Fred, you see that picnic table over there?
Fred: Which picnic table?
Tom: The one with the helmet under it...
Fred: Yeah, what about it?
Tom: Some quadtard must have rode off without their helmet again...dumbass quadtards..

by mreverting September 24, 2007

quadangle

What one may call a square while high

Dude... If triangles are called triangles because they have three angles then why aren't squares called, like, quadangles?

by ILTAD June 4, 2016

quadrant

A person who washes their mouth with a soap.

Person 1: "God, I wish I'd never spoke,
Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap"
Person 2: OMG, a quadrant!

by katiion October 24, 2019

quadruple boob syndrome

Quadruple Boob Syndrome (QBS) is a very common disorder among preteens and adolescence. It's when girls don't really know their bra size so they end up buying a super bad, super TIGHT bra that cuts their boobs in half horizontally. Then to make things worse they wear a skin tight shirt that clearly shows this. There are many cures for this disease. The most common is buying a bra your size.

Sarah: Omg Jane, did you see Michelle today?
Jane: YESS !! Look at her chest, her shirt is so tight you can tell she has quadruple boob syndrome.

by NYchic44 March 18, 2009

Quadraticize

To solve a quadratic equation by way of the quadratic formula. A quicker way do describe the method. Can be used in non mathematical settings as an easy answer when one is confronted with an impossible problem.

Hey dude, how do I solve this problem?
Just quadraticize that shit.

by TiasDias December 4, 2010

quadrology

Used by ignoramuses who can't spell "quadrilogy" or "tetralogy", which are the commonly-accepted terms for a compound work consisting of four distinct works.

I tried to download the Lethal Weapon quadrology, but nobody had any idea what I was talking about.

by piedpiper34 October 6, 2012

quadtard

99% of people riding four wheelers are quadtards. They usually do not wear helmets and have a cigarette dangling from their lips as they try to look cool by doing donuts in the pits. They are known to go the wrong direction on the track and are often intoxicated. Most people with truck nuts (those fake scrotums that hang from the trail hitch) also have four wheelers. Quadtards are also know to do wheelies on the street and run extremely loud and obnoxious exhaust systems.

Did you see that quadtard at the track on sunday? He was doing donuts in the pits and slammed on the brakes on the face of a jump and Dave nearly slammed into the back of him

by jdeaton October 30, 2007